Puck likes lesbians. A lot. So when he sees to hot ones making out, it becomes apparent what he needs to do. He watches them from across the bar, playing with each other’s hair, caressing. Fuck! He has the hardest hard-on he’s ever had in his life.
When the blonde gets up to get a drink, he saunters over to the redhead. He knows he needs to pull out all the stops for this one. He flexes his armas and uses his best pick-up line, “What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?”
She looks up at him. “What?” she shouts over the incredibly loud music.
He smirks, “My zipper.”
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