China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Japão meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh oi you *hic* guys!” Japão meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are you drunk or are you hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Japão slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!”...