RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT
Here I am, in an isolated cama wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN por DEATH” crowd there . por hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.
Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve lets find what happened there……….
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Rita : oh my! Its unbelievable! Where have I turned up today?
Death eater1: oh yeah look there – an old scum has turned up here.
Rita: excuse me you unknown man but you ought to give some respect to people who actually live.
Death eater 2: its time you earned it lady or you’ll soon be joining us. You know our powers are not gone entirely.we’ve got a wand you know?
( after an awkward pause )
Rita : well you know since I came here, I might as well interview “the man..”
Deathe eater 3: excuse me? What did you just say??
Rita: well you know he’s called like that now in the wizarding world but if it offends you so much I can use “the dark lord” you know?
Death eater 4: yeah!it sounds better.
(just as skeeter is about to enter a room Bellatrix appears in the way. Thinking she might as well do her job to perfection, skeeter decides to go with her first.)
Rita : um..miss Bella do you mind if I interview you?
Bella : yes I mind and if you call me Bella again..you know no one but the dark lord ….has the er right…. (bellatrix blushes)
Rita : well shall I have one pergunta for you that the muggles who read Harry potter waiting to know?
Bella: muggles? Filthy mudbloods leitura about the noble Dark lord?? What the hell is going on there?
Rita : well you know an extremely intelligent lady called JKR has somehow received an intuition and imaginarily wrote about the wizarding world and it quite seems to be true!
Anyways lets come to the point now. What do you think about having to die in the hands of Molly weasley?
Bella : THAT IDIOTIC OLD BRAT MURDERING ME – ME- THE DARK LORD’S MOST DEVOTED SERVANT. THAT WASTREL- THAT FAT-UNTALENTED-UGLY-SQUAT-POVERTY RIDDEN-BLOOD TRAITOR – FIT FOR NOTHING – ITS NOT FAIR – I CAN DEFEAT HER IN A segundo – ITS NOT FAIR –I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS-I WANT JUSTICE-CRUCIO-CRUCIO-………
(and skeeter positively runs from the place to avoid further torture. Then after an hora of melee she finally meets voldemort )
Rita : its an immense pleasure to meet you my lord!
Voldemort : it wouldn’t be such a pleasure for you if im not in a good mood.
Rita : er –Mr Riddle
Voldemort : how dare you call me using my filthy mudblood fathers name..Call me nothing but voldemort.
Rita : so lets mover on… as you know how famous I am in the wizarding world…
Voldemort: *snorts* you know I may have been killed por a boy but yet I’m sensible enough to know some facts.
Rita : well anyways the point is that you can convey to the wizarding world what you want them to know through me.
Voldemort: that’s the only reason im tolerating all this nonsense.
Rita : so people have got many perguntas and I want to ask you them. First of all do you still think you were mais powerful than HARRY POTTER?
Voldemort : do you have any doubt in that? ( eyes narrow furiously )
Rita : next- why is it that you never really married?
Voldemort: just because I didnt marry it doesn’t mean that I never… er… that’s my personal so mover on before I blast you down.
Rita: um…after all these years have you learnt a lesson?
Voldemort: yes!! ( he certainly has an evil glint in his eyes now )
Rita : what is the lesson?
Voldemort : seguinte time I make a horcrux I’ll make sure I put mais enchanments and use unusual objects not connected to me.
Rita : a very useful lesson indeed – I see you have thought well on this matter.
Voldemort: (menacingly) mover on!!!
Rita : well one final pergunta – what do you wish to tell HARRY POTTER ?
( voldemort rises from his chair and starts shouting furiously )
Voldemort : THAT BOY LIVES ONLY DUE TO MY MISTAKE AND NOT HIS POWER.
Rita : thinks -{ how many times does he make the same mistake? Yet not admitting. }
Voldemort :TELL HIM THAT EVEN IF HE KILLED ME, THE DARK LORD HAS NOT lost HOPE. HE WILL RISE AGAIN..
Rita : thinks-{ how?}
Voldemort : AND GIVE HIM THIS ON MY BEHALF – ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’ , ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’
(rita positively flees out but mais death eaters cadastrar-se the pursuit led por Bellatrix yet again. And amidst-
CRUCIO! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA! CONFRINGO!
She however manages to return back but not totally unscathed though)
WELL GOOD LUCK seguinte TIME RITA!!!
How is my article? plzz leave comments - emilykuru
Here I am, in an isolated cama wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN por DEATH” crowd there . por hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.
Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve lets find what happened there……….
********
Rita : oh my! Its unbelievable! Where have I turned up today?
Death eater1: oh yeah look there – an old scum has turned up here.
Rita: excuse me you unknown man but you ought to give some respect to people who actually live.
Death eater 2: its time you earned it lady or you’ll soon be joining us. You know our powers are not gone entirely.we’ve got a wand you know?
( after an awkward pause )
Rita : well you know since I came here, I might as well interview “the man..”
Deathe eater 3: excuse me? What did you just say??
Rita: well you know he’s called like that now in the wizarding world but if it offends you so much I can use “the dark lord” you know?
Death eater 4: yeah!it sounds better.
(just as skeeter is about to enter a room Bellatrix appears in the way. Thinking she might as well do her job to perfection, skeeter decides to go with her first.)
Rita : um..miss Bella do you mind if I interview you?
Bella : yes I mind and if you call me Bella again..you know no one but the dark lord ….has the er right…. (bellatrix blushes)
Rita : well shall I have one pergunta for you that the muggles who read Harry potter waiting to know?
Bella: muggles? Filthy mudbloods leitura about the noble Dark lord?? What the hell is going on there?
Rita : well you know an extremely intelligent lady called JKR has somehow received an intuition and imaginarily wrote about the wizarding world and it quite seems to be true!
Anyways lets come to the point now. What do you think about having to die in the hands of Molly weasley?
Bella : THAT IDIOTIC OLD BRAT MURDERING ME – ME- THE DARK LORD’S MOST DEVOTED SERVANT. THAT WASTREL- THAT FAT-UNTALENTED-UGLY-SQUAT-POVERTY RIDDEN-BLOOD TRAITOR – FIT FOR NOTHING – ITS NOT FAIR – I CAN DEFEAT HER IN A segundo – ITS NOT FAIR –I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS-I WANT JUSTICE-CRUCIO-CRUCIO-………
(and skeeter positively runs from the place to avoid further torture. Then after an hora of melee she finally meets voldemort )
Rita : its an immense pleasure to meet you my lord!
Voldemort : it wouldn’t be such a pleasure for you if im not in a good mood.
Rita : er –Mr Riddle
Voldemort : how dare you call me using my filthy mudblood fathers name..Call me nothing but voldemort.
Rita : so lets mover on… as you know how famous I am in the wizarding world…
Voldemort: *snorts* you know I may have been killed por a boy but yet I’m sensible enough to know some facts.
Rita : well anyways the point is that you can convey to the wizarding world what you want them to know through me.
Voldemort: that’s the only reason im tolerating all this nonsense.
Rita : so people have got many perguntas and I want to ask you them. First of all do you still think you were mais powerful than HARRY POTTER?
Voldemort : do you have any doubt in that? ( eyes narrow furiously )
Rita : next- why is it that you never really married?
Voldemort: just because I didnt marry it doesn’t mean that I never… er… that’s my personal so mover on before I blast you down.
Rita: um…after all these years have you learnt a lesson?
Voldemort: yes!! ( he certainly has an evil glint in his eyes now )
Rita : what is the lesson?
Voldemort : seguinte time I make a horcrux I’ll make sure I put mais enchanments and use unusual objects not connected to me.
Rita : a very useful lesson indeed – I see you have thought well on this matter.
Voldemort: (menacingly) mover on!!!
Rita : well one final pergunta – what do you wish to tell HARRY POTTER ?
( voldemort rises from his chair and starts shouting furiously )
Voldemort : THAT BOY LIVES ONLY DUE TO MY MISTAKE AND NOT HIS POWER.
Rita : thinks -{ how many times does he make the same mistake? Yet not admitting. }
Voldemort :TELL HIM THAT EVEN IF HE KILLED ME, THE DARK LORD HAS NOT lost HOPE. HE WILL RISE AGAIN..
Rita : thinks-{ how?}
Voldemort : AND GIVE HIM THIS ON MY BEHALF – ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’ , ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’
(rita positively flees out but mais death eaters cadastrar-se the pursuit led por Bellatrix yet again. And amidst-
CRUCIO! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA! CONFRINGO!
She however manages to return back but not totally unscathed though)
WELL GOOD LUCK seguinte TIME RITA!!!
How is my article? plzz leave comments - emilykuru
I am a fã of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!
but lets get to it! Who do you think would WIN?!
I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D
Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?
because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!
now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do you guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to you guys responses and etc. so yeah!
You always hear people saying there are discrepencies in the Harry Potter books, but I have truly found a plot hole.
It is a major plot hole, I have noticed, in the Harry Potter series...A very serious one.
Everyone's always talking about how much Harry looks like his father, even Hagrid in the first book.
Molly and Arthur were in the order with Harry's parents ie James.
Why didn't Molly recognise Harry at Kings cruz station?
He has the same black, sticking-up hair. And the scar!
And just look at the moment fred figglehorn and George told Molly that he was Harry Potter.
~ Sydney.
It is a major plot hole, I have noticed, in the Harry Potter series...A very serious one.
Everyone's always talking about how much Harry looks like his father, even Hagrid in the first book.
Molly and Arthur were in the order with Harry's parents ie James.
Why didn't Molly recognise Harry at Kings cruz station?
He has the same black, sticking-up hair. And the scar!
And just look at the moment fred figglehorn and George told Molly that he was Harry Potter.
~ Sydney.