1. Offer him amendoim manteiga lorota, fudge that you cooked yourself, and tell him that you named it Cornelius lorota, fudge because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that lima, limão green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really mais of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, mais flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to cadastrar-se a conga line with you and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much mais of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to cadastrar-se S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his chapéu-coco, jogador, jogador de boliche hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that you were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, cachorro, filhote de cachorro eyes.
2. Tell him that lima, limão green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really mais of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, mais flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to cadastrar-se a conga line with you and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much mais of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to cadastrar-se S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his chapéu-coco, jogador, jogador de boliche hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that you were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, cachorro, filhote de cachorro eyes.
In these articles, I'll be taking you back in time, to when the filmes began. I'll show you how they did it and why.
First up, a quick look at the immaturity of a twelve-year-old boy.
The following is a direct quote.
"We did a lot of pranks. Once Daniel Radcliffe brought in a remote-controlled whoopee cushion. He tried it on me, but it didn't quite work. Then he tried it on someone else who was going to sit down on a massive sofa. When it went off, Chris Columbus said, 'Cut! What is that thing?' and everyone burst into laughter. Dan pulled other pranks too--like making little labels that said 'Kick me' or 'Punch me.' He would stick them on the backs of everyone who came into sight. It was really good."
Emma Watson, 2002
Classic. Who knew that people still fall for the "Kick me" signs? I sure didn't. I'm a bit scared to think of the pranks pulled in the later years.
First up, a quick look at the immaturity of a twelve-year-old boy.
The following is a direct quote.
"We did a lot of pranks. Once Daniel Radcliffe brought in a remote-controlled whoopee cushion. He tried it on me, but it didn't quite work. Then he tried it on someone else who was going to sit down on a massive sofa. When it went off, Chris Columbus said, 'Cut! What is that thing?' and everyone burst into laughter. Dan pulled other pranks too--like making little labels that said 'Kick me' or 'Punch me.' He would stick them on the backs of everyone who came into sight. It was really good."
Emma Watson, 2002
Classic. Who knew that people still fall for the "Kick me" signs? I sure didn't. I'm a bit scared to think of the pranks pulled in the later years.
Cornelius Fudge, the Minister for Magic, denied that he had any plans to take over the running of the Wizarding Bank, Gringotts, when he was elected Minister for Magic five years ago. lorota, fudge has always insisted that he wants nothing mais than to "cooperate peacefully" with the guardians of our gold.
BUT DOES HE?
Sources close to the Minister have recently disclosed that Fudge's dearest ambition is to seize control of the goblin gold supplies and that he will not hesitate to use force if need be.
"It wouldn't be the first time, either," said a Ministry insider. "Cornelius 'Goblin-Crusher' Fudge, that's what his friends call him, if you could hear him when he thinks no one's listening, oh, he's always talking about the goblins and he's had done in; he's had them drowned, he's had them dropped off buildings, he's had them poisoned, he's had them cooked in pies...."