How funny and bizarre would these scenarios be if your boyfriend would act like this?
You: "I'm going to go hang out with [insert best friend's name here], see you tonight!" Ideal Man: "No you're not." You:"....? Of course I will." Ideal Man: "You might get into an argument with [insert friend's name here] and s/he might stab you with a knife. At least let me come hang out outside of his/her house and oogle through the window to make sure you're safe." You:"Why the hell would they stab me??" Ideal Man: "I don't trust him/her." You: Oh for f.......