Is the second one,
A bald woman whose arms were torn off by a shark in a horrible scubadiving accident. her boyfriend bought her big fake boobs to compensate. And now she's pregnant after being date-raped by a Walrus
Am I close? :P x

Haha, it's just a curvy girl. That's one of the funniest things I've heard all day though.

lmao snakes

LOL yeah :)

XD Accio

it could be :L x

I used the last Time-Turner in existence. Guess where I went? To the future... To get my wand that's supposed to come in a week!
After that, I went back in time, and went to Hogwarts, when Harry was learning there. I used Memory Charms with my new wand to convince them all that I was Seamus Finnigan's long-lost non-Irish fraternal twin brother. I learned spells and potions, and became an Auror. I remembered that I had to get back to my normal life. I took the Memory Charm off of everyone, and stepped back into the normal life of a Harry Potter fanboy.

Aw... I know how you feel. It always sucks to leave Hogwarts :(

I know, right? My cat keeps barfing.

ah hogwarts dreams i love them

Hogwarts dream are awesome >.<

And dreams where you meet HBC :D x

Hey. What's up?

Okay, guys, quick question. My mom just got me really good new sneakers that are blue. One problem; my mom got the same ones! It was incidental, though; my mom's not that weird! Of course, I just said, "we both have good taste." I let her get them since she liked them so much (I'm not mean!), but I couldn't help but be weirded out just a bit.

What do you guys think? :/

XD

^OMG! A tree! I better be careful! Trees are so scary! x]

XD

LOL I love that sign though! I would hang it in my room XD

XDXD What use would it be in your room? Unless there's a tree in your room...

lol! Great! XD

Yes, there's a tree in my room! The wood that holds my house up used to be a tree! So there you go!! XD
Omg, how cute is this?

Haiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hai :D

XD Good logic, Mea.


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Awww! Now dat is just super cute!

I got 99% on Bass in iPod Rock Band. :D

:PPPPPPPP

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There will be snacks ;)

lol now everyone is at the Biggerstaff spot :P

Yeah :)

Biggerstaff spot FTW! :) x

I'm going back!

Bye :D

Bye! *hugs*

BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

BAIIIIIII!!!!!!

Nobody's in the Biggerstaffs spot. :C

Hello

Hi!

I'm about to go out soon...

Hey, what colour is Ginny's eyes? I forget. I think they're brown but I'm not sure...

Helloooo? Please someone be here...

I think they're brown too...

I just checked it out and I was right :)
I needed the info to finish that fanfic I'm writing

Yeah, it's very important info... :S

Night guys! *hugs*

Of course XD
Yay! I'm almost done...Just a few more sentences :D

Night *hugs*

Cool, I'll have to see it tomorrow! =)

Good night guys

Helloooooo?

Hi :)

I just finished my first HP fanfic :D *parties*

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