harry potter contra crepúsculo Article: A few reasons why Bellatrix is better than Bella

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A few reasons why Bellatrix is better than Bella

posted by Love4Hermione

First of, Bellatrix is TOTALLY better looking! I mean, siriusly, Bella dresses in dime-a-dozen clothes that look like they came from a hobo who shops at goodwill. BellaTRIX is in kickass awesome black one in a million dresses. She shows that evil can be totally hot, while Bella shows how easy it is to be blah.

Also, BellaTRIX is played por Helena Bonham Carter, the best actress EVER! Kristen Stewart is an abomination to the world of acting. Shes so ugly and has no fashion sense whatsoever! she just dresses in shit hobo clothes, and cant look pretty to save her life. helena at least dresses interesting and is beautiful too!

Also, Bella is so damn boring! she doesnt give a crap about her friends and doesnt have a personality and never hangs out with her friensd. If u were friends with BellaTRIX, you'd at least have a good time, since you'd go have fun doing awesome stuff like crucioing people and shit. With Bella her idea of a good time is prolly lusting about how hot ickle Eddykins is.

Another thing is that Bella is in amor with an ugly guy, Edward. Bella is in amor with VOLDEMORT! not only is Voldemort mais powerful that Edward but hes better looking too! At least as Tom Riddle he is. And Bellatrix is awesome about it while Bella cisne just moons around him like the twit she is.

And Bellatrix is just cooler, ok? Like, she goes around being a bitch, but in awesome ways, like burning stuff up and torturing people. and Bella is a cadela, puta too but she just ignores people and walows in her own stupidity and lusts after some loser (Edward). I mean siriusly, BellaTRIX at least is cool.

Anyways tell me what u think! And u better agree or I will crucio you!

Liana Rose

MyronPwnsBella and zanhar1 like this

GemonkDruid Um... what exactly does J.K. and Smeyer have to do with Bellatrix vs. Isabella?

bri-marie Are you being serious with these or are you making fun of the Twifans about how shallow their reasons(stereotypically/usually)are?

DracoLuver Er ... I am with Bri. Is this a joke?

Lord-Voldemort Liana has been bothering people around the DE RP spot. I think she's a troll, the others think she's just annoying. No doubt that this is NOT to poke fun at the Twihards though. I'm sure she thinks this is a very convincing article. Needless to say, this article belongs on the Bella Swan vs. Bellatrix Lestrange spot, if anywhere. Although I like Bellatrix much better than Isabella, this article is a good way to convince people that Bellatrix supporters are shallow and creepy...

zanhar1 ^ Yah I dont want people to have that impression.

HaleyDewit Why can't she post this article here? I mean, Bellatrix is from Harry Potter and Bella's from Twilight, so this is a good place to...debate about. What does it have to do with Harry Potter vs Twilight? I'd say a lot.

bri-marie ^It's that her reasons are invalid and shallow. Bellatrix is better than Bella because Bellatrix dresses better? Because Bella loving Edward (who Love4hermione thinks is ugly) is worse than Bellatrix loving Voldemort (who the Love4hermione thinks is better looking)? Because Bellatrix is just cooler? These aren't reasons; they are very shallow opinions as to why Love4hermione thinks Bellatrix is better than Bella.

Lord-Voldemort ^^It does have to do with this spot's debate, but ti's badly written and is making me feel ashamed to be part of team Bellatrix...

zanhar1 Same here, i hate when people like a person better because they look better.

Quaila Dear Liana Rose You are hereby delegated detention for gross violation of debating etiquette. You are to submit a 1000 word reply to the question why the looks of various characters in a book have no relation to the quality of said book and why subjective evidence is undesired in a debate. Then you will copy said response 200 times or until you understand why those two occurences have no relation and is therefore illogical to use them to prove each other. This will be done before Christmas Eve or you shall be declared stupid. /Mina

lucius_malloy Nice, Mina.

zanhar1 XD

ImBooOK Bella is really winey, and ugh drives me nuts. Why oh why wasnt it in Carlisles POV?! would have been more mature coming from him. Not saying i love the book the way it is anyhoo.

alexthedog Nice one, Quaila!!!

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Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then you found him again in Volterra, Italy and you started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell you about this. I am afraid that you might be a little bit obssessive....