harry potter contra crepúsculo Article: why twilight is better then harry potter

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why twilight is better then harry potter

posted by emilyroxx

twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus you can realat to bella mais then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also mais exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out amor and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and jk roling just copied her werewolvs from other stories. i men sparkling vampirez? how coool is that? plus harry potter is wayyyyy to confusing. i mean, no one thinks that deply, bellas thinkng is mais relistic. twiligt is FOREVER. hary potrer will fade ouit but twilit will be their forever. and ahrry poter teaches you to sin. it sayz in the bibl that whichcraft is a sin and that god will punish thiem. so jk roling is going to be punished por god! stephanie meyers is a mormen, and they are holy people so they dont lik wichcraft. also, no one that importnt diez in twiliht. harry potter is just depresing. i mena, at leest stefanie meyers lets her cherecters live!1 and she used a place in america, so it will be familiar to peopel. harry potter takes place in Londres and only a few rich people visit there. whow can anyone lik harry poter beter then twilit? twilight is amazing! :D

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ilovereading Lol emilyroxx, I almost got anoyed and then I saw your username.

emilyroxx Hahahahaha.... Lol, thanks!

hpisthabomb omg i just love sarcasm it makes me laugh :D

PotterForever "they had Robert pattinson in Harry Potter, but that was the only reason I watched it" lol, they always say that.

ThePrincesTale *Phew* It's a fake. I started reading it and I was like "WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOO?!" But I reached the middle and I thought that it was too dumb to be true, even for a Twitard (and that's saying something). Plus I've been to Preppy Gurl's website so I kind of suspected....

lovemarauders When I saw this was written by you, I got confused because I saw some other articles you wrote against Twilight where your English was perfect. Then I figured itout when I got to the second sentence :D

ThatsInCanada Well we can see that Twilight has not improved your grammar. How about you read the book before you question it's content, Muggle. Insted of Twlight, how about you check out a book on grammar. P.S. Avada Kedavra, bitch

bri-marie ^Did you even read the comments?

cassie-1-2-3 I don't know why we have to make fun of people... This has nothig to do with anything.

emilyroxx ^ I basically summed up all of the pro-Twilight arguments that I've heard and the general context that the fans write in and put it in an article.

youknowit101 why'd you have to write it like an idiot? Because Twilight fans are idiots?

youknowit101 Condescending

jodarchy ^ do you look at all twilight fans posts online, the majority of them actually do have really bad spelling and grammar, heck look at some of the posts in the picks here and you will see it, she wasnt directing it at all twilight fans, just the ones who for some reason do write like that

youknowit101 the ones that do are the trolls that do it on purpose. look at the twilight spot and this kind of typing is rare. look at the harry potter spot and this kind of typing is rare

youknowit101 why make fun of them anyways? who cares if you don't like how a few people type?

emilyroxx Listen, the majority of the fans who would write like I did are the fans that would use those exact arguments. I wrote like that specifically because I saw those specific Twilight fans use those arguments.

GemonkDruid Not this again >.<

Potterforlife Are You an Idiot ?

Italktosnakes ^Whattt? x

traceyhp The majority of pro-twilight/anti-harry potter posts does kinda look like whats typed above in the description...

SEEKER6 Oh Gosh.....

emilyroxx Am I an idiot? No. xD

MagicInMyBlood this person needs to do his/her kindergarten again to improve the grammarhttp://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticons/grin.jpg

AyahBonnie Haha i read this and was about to post some long comment about grammar, harry potter is way better, etc. Then i read the comments and I was like Phew! Now i dont have to type some long comment about grammar....

DramaQueen1020 ^Same here! But yeah, I can imagine some people coming up with an argument as bad as this. But good job at making it stupid!

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Is Bella cisne a Normal Teenager?

posted by FishermansWife

I've read plenty of arguments stating that Bella cisne is anything but a normal teenager. But, if we skip the whole sobrenatural amor triângulo part of the series (Which, granted, is most of it) the pergunta remains: Is Bella cisne a normal teenager?

Lets take a look at the average teenager. mais often than not, teenagers are stubborn, make bad choices, and consider themselves the center of the universe. I'm not intending to insult anyone here, this is what I have observed. We don't do it all the time though, other times we can be selfless, make great choices, and happy. We also sometimes go through...

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Simply my thoughts on the trash they call the 'Twilight Saga'

posted by Angel-Trix

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the comments section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN amor AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, you hate me.
Edward: No I amor you
Bella: You amor me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted you from the start, wasn't...

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Edward Cullen is a Niffler!

posted by Mrs-Grint

As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fãs (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other vampiros have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...

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