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posted by harrypotterbest
Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape – a horrible one, in other words. That, however, gives her no reason to act like what she did in HP & The Order of the Phoenix.
We know she voted for Harry to be expelled at his hearing – but then again, so did a lot of other witches and wizards. Still, that did nothing to get her in our good side. Onwards form that, she became the first “High Inquisitor of Hogwarts,” making Hogwarts a boring place for the readers – even mais so for Harry Potter. She created a lot of decrees at this stage, made for the use of trying to get Dumbledore kicked out of Hogwarts, Harry expelled, and for making students feel Harry’s side of the story – the true side – sound like rubbish to the Hogwarts students.
At this point, Harry, like everyone else, had had enough. Ron and Hermione came up with the idea of a rebellion, and that’s how the best part of the book started. The “DA” the students named their rebellion, and the DA was short for Dumbledore’s Army – the ministry’s worst fear.
Afterwards, Umbridge catches the DA, forcing them to stop and Dumbledore to flee the school. Harry also knows she’s the one who made it nearly impossible for lobisomens like Remus Lupin to get a job. She had also wanted to have Merpeope rounded up and tagged, but, fortunately for the Merpeople, the Ministry did not think that was necessary.
Now, it was impossible for Harry to like Umbridge, but then again, why should it not be? From here on, Dolores herself reveals what happens. Harry had just taken his OWLs, and seen the Sirius image. He tries to find out if it is true por checking Dolores’s fire, but he is stopped por Umbridge. This is the part where it is most depressing, for on our first read, we are all thinking “NO!! Sirius is in trouble, stupid woman, we NEED to rescue him!!!” However, Umbridge shocks us beyond anything we could have imagined at this point, because she reveals that SHE was the one who sent out the Dementors after Harry! And she threatens to use the Cruciatus Curse on him!!!
The Hermione makes up a fabulous lie [that girl is just incredible!] and Hermione, Harry, and Umbridge take a trip to the Forbidden Forest. In there, they meet the Centaurs and Grawp. Readers of The Order Of the Phoenix should know what happened; however, here it is. Umbridge calls the centaurs “filthy half-breeds” and says that humans are smarter than them. Of course, as anyone who has read Fantastic Beasts should know Centaurs get very offended at that. They carter Umbridge of somewhere, thus ending her story so far. Harry and Hermione depart for their Sirius rescue mission.
When Dumbledore comes back to the school he comes and gets Umbridge from the forest, apparently “without a scratch on him.”
When Voldemort takes over the Wizarding World, Umbridge is still working in the Ministry, but now she works on the “Muggle-Born Register Team,” whose job it is to find the Mudbloods, hold them on trial to see if they have any close wizarding relatives, and if they don’t, the poor Muggle-borns are either: subjected to the Dementor’s kiss [doesn’t sound bad, but believe me *shudders*] carted off to Azkaban or just killed, simply killed.
Once Harry Potter defeats He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named [tabooed, remember?] Umbridge is sent off to Azkaban for her unjust trials on Muggle Borns. And about time too.
Name: Apparently, ‘dolor’ [Dolores] in Spanish means pain. Umbridge might be based on the English word ‘Umbrage’ which means offence or insult.
Dolores Umbridge was hated so much por the teachers what sometimes the students swore they saw a teacher giving instructions to Peeves on how to cause mayhem. Even Professor McGonagall did this!
Conclusion:
Isn’t the Cruciatus Curse illegal? So if Umbridge used it, lorota, fudge would know, because those curses are very carefully monitored. Then why does Umbridge say “What lorota, fudge doesn’t know…”? Because it goes against the Ministry. Perhaps the senior Ministry members aren’t carefully monitored, but that theory seems highly unlikely.
Rufus Scrimgeor was the minister of magic when it was revealed that Voldemort was back. So, he would have known everything Umbridge did. Then why did he hire Umbridge again?
At Harry’s hearing, Dumby says to Fudge: “Then, if the Dementors are still under your control, explain why Harry was attacked por two of them,” or something along those lines. Well, it kind of says that lorota, fudge would be able to check were the Dementors were at that time. So why didn’t he check? He would have been able to see that Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry, right? Was it simply because he didn’t trust Dumbledore, because he thought Dumby was going to take over the Ministry?
Read and respond, please! :D
posted by Aquilia
Oh do you not see, the language so cruciated,
por your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fã in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a fã of both.But if you would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do YOU dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the vampiros there sparkle , like this Twilight fãs could just say 'because Harry has a scar' or 'because they go to a school of magic' or 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so you can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask you nicely and be thankful if you could tell me why you don't like it at all/hate it.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank you for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's amor is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward or Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...
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posted by GemonkDruid
Twilight fans, this is a debate spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning you guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can you actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a amor story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...
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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight fãs then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were composição literária por e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is composição literária about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...
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posted by HecateA
So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At início
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage or
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...
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posted by rangarajvignesh
The World is flat!
    Well, I know you pergunta my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a pergunta again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of perguntas and seeks for explanations.
    ‘Imagination is mais important than knowledge,’ said a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, you need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional o espaço fabric to accept this theory. What all you need to...
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posted by emilykuru
BELLA cisne _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can show u guys why she spoils the story


1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the amor for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...
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posted by harrypotterbest
There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. mais commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge fã of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge fan...
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posted by harrypotterbest
As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do you know where this Meyer person...
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I'm tired of repeating myself and other HP fãs repeating themselves constantly so here is my opinion on why Harry Potter is better. So you don't think I'm being biased, let me tell you: I read Harry Potter when I was 5 and have been a fã since (and that shuts down the comment that little kids can't read it por the way) and when I was 13, I read Twilight (before the bandwagon) and loved it. Then just recently, I got off the Twilight High. So I know how it is to have liked Twilight and to like Harry Potter.

First, we can look at the authors. JK Rowling is the epitome of Rag to Riches. She started...
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posted by NataliaLidia
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!

books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have pardo, dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!

harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!

movies
both filmes hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
posted by HaleyDewit
Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated por my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have you ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless...
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1. cadastrar-se an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. cadastrar-se an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects you from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. You can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, you make friends with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...
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I'm adressing the rabid Twilight fãs if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common fãs of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal debate unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points por attacking him or her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...
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posted by Athiya
Many of you might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...
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This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the título of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that por now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her artigo first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most popular girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...
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This is my last artigo and as you may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.


Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...
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posted by DivyaHarry
Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant or just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fã upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight fãs around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the lobo Pack from the Twilight Saga:...
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Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the books and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a mais complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse books (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight artigos and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...
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