28 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do In Glee, And What Will Happen If You Do:
1. You can't be a better singer than Rachel; she'll send you to a crackhouse.
2. You're not allowed to tell anyone that Puck can actually be nice from time to time and that he's not as badass as he makes out; he'll kill you.
3. You're not allowed to call Brittney stupid, even though it's true; Santana will go Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
4. Don't flirt with Blaine under any circumstances; Kurt will send Puck, Finn, Mercedes, Lauren, and Santana after you with orders to kill you on sight.
5. Don't flirt with Kurt under any circumstances; Blaine will get Wes to pound you to your death with his gavel.
6. Don't ever insult Kurt's fashion sense; he'll get Blaine to kill you.
7. Don't ask Finn complicated questions; he'll act like an idiot and get a confused look on his face.
8. If your name is Sebastian Smythe, you should run; Kurt has you at the very topo, início of his Most Wanted List.
9. You aren't allowed to tell Artie he's not a rapper; he'll attempt to show off his skills. Again...
10. Don't call Quinn fat or a slut; she'll kill you.
11. Don't piss off Sue; she'll torture you slowly and then eat your soul.
12. Don't make hair jokes about Will; he’ll bribe Sue into destroying you.
13. Don't leave anything crooked in front of Emma; her OCD will take over.
14. Don't try convincing Figgins that vampiros don't exist; he'll send you to the counselor's office and tell you that you have serious problems.
15. Never hang out with Sandy; you'll end up in jail within 5 minutes.
16. Never complain in front of Sue; she'll make you run for 20 years straight.
17. Don't call Karofsky gay; he'll slushy you.
18. Don't try and hook Mercedes up with Kurt; they'll both give you WTF looks.
19. Don't try and hook Mercedes and Puck back up again; she'll think it's some elaborately planned scheme to steal all her stuff.
20. Don't insult glee Club; you'll have the cast, the producers, and a bunch of fãs after your ass. Plus Santana will go all Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
21. Don’t ever ask Kurt and Blaine if they’re dating unless you want to sit through an hora long lecture por Kurt about how men can be friends.
22. Don’t ever steal Wes’ gavel unless you are prepare to be pounded to death with that same gavel because Wes will find his gavel.
23. Don’t ever ask Wes if his girlfriend ever gets jealous of the amount of attention he pays to his gavel or to David unless you are prepared to pay the consequences. Just take my advice, don’t.
24. Don’t make fun of Will at all, that is Sue’s job and she will destroy you if you take her job.
25. If your name is Chandler Kiehl, you should run; both Blaine and Rachel will destroy you.
26. Don’t ask the glee club to remember who Matt is, they’ll all have these confused looks on their faces.
27. Don’t ever wear gold stars or even mention that you like them; Rachel will be then out to get you.
28. Don’t ever insult Patti Lapone or Barbara Streisand in front of Kurt or Rachel; they will both make you sure through a lecture on how they changed music.
1. You can't be a better singer than Rachel; she'll send you to a crackhouse.
2. You're not allowed to tell anyone that Puck can actually be nice from time to time and that he's not as badass as he makes out; he'll kill you.
3. You're not allowed to call Brittney stupid, even though it's true; Santana will go Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
4. Don't flirt with Blaine under any circumstances; Kurt will send Puck, Finn, Mercedes, Lauren, and Santana after you with orders to kill you on sight.
5. Don't flirt with Kurt under any circumstances; Blaine will get Wes to pound you to your death with his gavel.
6. Don't ever insult Kurt's fashion sense; he'll get Blaine to kill you.
7. Don't ask Finn complicated questions; he'll act like an idiot and get a confused look on his face.
8. If your name is Sebastian Smythe, you should run; Kurt has you at the very topo, início of his Most Wanted List.
9. You aren't allowed to tell Artie he's not a rapper; he'll attempt to show off his skills. Again...
10. Don't call Quinn fat or a slut; she'll kill you.
11. Don't piss off Sue; she'll torture you slowly and then eat your soul.
12. Don't make hair jokes about Will; he’ll bribe Sue into destroying you.
13. Don't leave anything crooked in front of Emma; her OCD will take over.
14. Don't try convincing Figgins that vampiros don't exist; he'll send you to the counselor's office and tell you that you have serious problems.
15. Never hang out with Sandy; you'll end up in jail within 5 minutes.
16. Never complain in front of Sue; she'll make you run for 20 years straight.
17. Don't call Karofsky gay; he'll slushy you.
18. Don't try and hook Mercedes up with Kurt; they'll both give you WTF looks.
19. Don't try and hook Mercedes and Puck back up again; she'll think it's some elaborately planned scheme to steal all her stuff.
20. Don't insult glee Club; you'll have the cast, the producers, and a bunch of fãs after your ass. Plus Santana will go all Lima Heights Adjacent on your ass.
21. Don’t ever ask Kurt and Blaine if they’re dating unless you want to sit through an hora long lecture por Kurt about how men can be friends.
22. Don’t ever steal Wes’ gavel unless you are prepare to be pounded to death with that same gavel because Wes will find his gavel.
23. Don’t ever ask Wes if his girlfriend ever gets jealous of the amount of attention he pays to his gavel or to David unless you are prepared to pay the consequences. Just take my advice, don’t.
24. Don’t make fun of Will at all, that is Sue’s job and she will destroy you if you take her job.
25. If your name is Chandler Kiehl, you should run; both Blaine and Rachel will destroy you.
26. Don’t ask the glee club to remember who Matt is, they’ll all have these confused looks on their faces.
27. Don’t ever wear gold stars or even mention that you like them; Rachel will be then out to get you.
28. Don’t ever insult Patti Lapone or Barbara Streisand in front of Kurt or Rachel; they will both make you sure through a lecture on how they changed music.
Kurt as Finn vise versa.
Puck as Blaine vice versa.
Artie as Santana vice versa.
Mike as Joe vice versa.
Brittany as Mercedes vice versa.
Rory as Sam vice versa.
Tina as Rachel vice versa.
Quinn as Sugar vice versa.
Will as Sue vice versa
I`m not only looking progressivo, para a frente to the ND música but the clothes as well...
By:)Sheerika (sorry for the millions of pictures)
It bothers me how whenever a new gay character comes to the show everyone's like, "Oh no! Klaine's gonna break up!" When a new straight character comes on the show no one says, "Tike's going to break up :(" It seems like the show even promotes itself that way sometimes.
Gay guys aren't attracted to every guy they see, just like straight guys aren't attracted to every girl they see.
Too many people think there are huge differences between gay relationships and straight relationships, when in reality, there really isn't.
To my fellow Klaine shippers, I am honestly not worried about the possibility of them breaking up at all. Remember how before On My Way aired it was a big speculation that they may be breaking up? In reality we got some hand-holding and some adorable background moments.
My point is, just because there is (yet again) a new gay character being introduced on the show doesn't mean Klaine is in danger.
Gay guys aren't attracted to every guy they see, just like straight guys aren't attracted to every girl they see.
Too many people think there are huge differences between gay relationships and straight relationships, when in reality, there really isn't.
To my fellow Klaine shippers, I am honestly not worried about the possibility of them breaking up at all. Remember how before On My Way aired it was a big speculation that they may be breaking up? In reality we got some hand-holding and some adorable background moments.
My point is, just because there is (yet again) a new gay character being introduced on the show doesn't mean Klaine is in danger.
I have decided to write my own glee fã fiction. There was a pesquisa link wondering if the fãs could do a better job composição literária glee than the actual writers can. Well, I'm not saying that I'd be better at it, but I just want to express my amor for writing. I want to do something with composição literária TV and movie scripts and books. This is my fresh start so I can show all of you how I can write and stuff.
As of now, I don't know when my fã fiction is coming out. Unlike what RIB is trying to do, I'll try to give each "Glee" character a storyline. This fã fiction will have a few chapters to it. Every few chapters will have a storyline for each character.
Example:
Chapter One: Rachel
Chapter Two: Finn
Chapter Three: Puck
And so on, and so on...
So, stay tuned for my first-ever glee fã fiction story. I'll decide on when the first chapter is coming out!!!
As of now, I don't know when my fã fiction is coming out. Unlike what RIB is trying to do, I'll try to give each "Glee" character a storyline. This fã fiction will have a few chapters to it. Every few chapters will have a storyline for each character.
Example:
Chapter One: Rachel
Chapter Two: Finn
Chapter Three: Puck
And so on, and so on...
So, stay tuned for my first-ever glee fã fiction story. I'll decide on when the first chapter is coming out!!!
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
Makin' amor was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
Livin' alone,
I think of all the friends I've known.
But when I dial the telephone,
Nobody's home.
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
Hard to be sure,
Some times I feel so insecure.
And amor so distant and obscure,
Remains the cure.
[Instrumental break featuring electric guitar.]
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
[
[Instrumental break featuring piano.]
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
And makin' amor was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
[Fade.]
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
All por myself...
I never needed anyone.
Makin' amor was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
Livin' alone,
I think of all the friends I've known.
But when I dial the telephone,
Nobody's home.
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
Hard to be sure,
Some times I feel so insecure.
And amor so distant and obscure,
Remains the cure.
[Instrumental break featuring electric guitar.]
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
[
[Instrumental break featuring piano.]
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
And makin' amor was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
Don't wanna be, all por myself anymore.
All por myself,
[Fade.]
Don't wanna live, all por myself anymore.
All por myself...