Finn (shouting): Santana!
Santana (turning to Finn): What the hell do you want?
Kurt and Rory: Finn?
Finn: You have to stop doing this.
Santana: Why should I?
Finn: Your mother's waiting on you in the car.
(Finn and Santana turn towards a black, shiny car where Mrs. Lopez was sitting alone inside and smoking on a cigarette.)
Santana: So what?
Finn: She told me that if you don't go to her now, she'll...smack the weave out of your hair and take you from Lima Heights Adjacent down to the fiery streets of hell.
(Rolling her eyes, Santana walked to her mother's car and went home. The Troubletones and the Cheerios all left início as well, leaving Finn to help Kurt and Rory out with all the mess.)
Rory: Thank you so much, Finn Hudson.
Kurt: What are we going to do now? She's out of control.
Finn: I'll think of something. Until then, let's get you guys cleaned up.
(The seguinte day, Finn and Rory were in the library, leitura comic books and listening to rock and roll music. Rory couldn't seem to understand the música at all, so Finn was educating him.)
Finn: This song, "Jailhouse Rock" is por Elvis Presley. You may have heard of him before.
Rory: I believe I had. I listen to this on the radio when I get up early in the morning.
(At that moment, Rachel showed up with a piece of paper in her hand.)
Rachel: Hello Finn, Rory.
Rory: Good day, Ms. Berry.
Finn: What is it now, Rach?
Rachel: I finally got it.
Finn: Got what?
Rachel (holding the piece of paper in Finn's face): My natal list.
Finn: But that doesn't start for another few weeks.
Rachel: I understand. Consider this to be a few-weeks-before-Christmas shopping trip for you then. It's not that much...just 5 things is all I need.
Finn (looking at the list, shocked): A 52-inch flatscreen TV, a gold convertible, two tickets for "Romantic Airwaves"--
Rachel: That's for the both of us.
Finn: A slushie machine with only purple slushie in it, and...for Finn to mover in with me.
Rory: Are you guys considering getting married at any time soon?
Finn: No. Hell, no. (He turns to Rachel.) Rachel, I can't afford to get any of this, especially the last part!
Rachel: You said you loved me.
Finn: Not like that.
Rachel: But I--
Finn: Will you get the hell out of this scene?! Rory and I were having a friendly bromance and doing nothing but leitura comics and listening to hit jams, and you completely ruined if for the both of us.
Rory: Would you be mad if I said I thought this was hilarious?
Rachel: Finn, you can't--
Finn (gushy and friendly-like): Bye, bitch.
(Rachel stood there with her jaw dropping to the ground, and she left out of the biblioteca feeling embarrassed.)
Finn: She's so clingy and needy. I hope she doesn't ask for me seguinte Christmas. I just hope Ryan will get her to therapy seguinte season.
(While Finn and Rory were talking, Mike and Tina were sitting at the couches. Tina seemed annoyed, but Mike was engaged in the conversation.)
Tina: Why are you even listening to that?
(Silence.)
Tina: Excuse me?
(Silence.)
Tina's Thoughts: He never listens to me.
(Tina got up and went to the librarian at the desk. She seemed to be engaged in the conversation as well.)
Tina (whispering): Can you get them to stay quiet, please?
(The librarian didn't do anything but shush her.)
Tina (whispering): Librarian...ma'am--
Librarian: Young lady, get out.
Tina: But--
Librarian: You're being really disruptive.
Tina's Thoughts: I can't be disruptive. I only whispered. What does she even see in me that makes me so disruptive?
Librarian's Thoughts: Damn, even her thoughts won't shut up.
(Tina was now in the hallway. Finn and Rory had already left a minuto before she did to get some snacks at the vending machine. Just then, there was a loud crash.)
Tina: What was--
Finn: Tina, can you please keep it down out there? I'm trying to save Rory here.
(All of the students, including Tina, ran in the cafeteria. Rory was lying on his back, crying and feeling pain.)
Finn's Thoughts: Santana.
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Santana (turning to Finn): What the hell do you want?
Kurt and Rory: Finn?
Finn: You have to stop doing this.
Santana: Why should I?
Finn: Your mother's waiting on you in the car.
(Finn and Santana turn towards a black, shiny car where Mrs. Lopez was sitting alone inside and smoking on a cigarette.)
Santana: So what?
Finn: She told me that if you don't go to her now, she'll...smack the weave out of your hair and take you from Lima Heights Adjacent down to the fiery streets of hell.
(Rolling her eyes, Santana walked to her mother's car and went home. The Troubletones and the Cheerios all left início as well, leaving Finn to help Kurt and Rory out with all the mess.)
Rory: Thank you so much, Finn Hudson.
Kurt: What are we going to do now? She's out of control.
Finn: I'll think of something. Until then, let's get you guys cleaned up.
(The seguinte day, Finn and Rory were in the library, leitura comic books and listening to rock and roll music. Rory couldn't seem to understand the música at all, so Finn was educating him.)
Finn: This song, "Jailhouse Rock" is por Elvis Presley. You may have heard of him before.
Rory: I believe I had. I listen to this on the radio when I get up early in the morning.
(At that moment, Rachel showed up with a piece of paper in her hand.)
Rachel: Hello Finn, Rory.
Rory: Good day, Ms. Berry.
Finn: What is it now, Rach?
Rachel: I finally got it.
Finn: Got what?
Rachel (holding the piece of paper in Finn's face): My natal list.
Finn: But that doesn't start for another few weeks.
Rachel: I understand. Consider this to be a few-weeks-before-Christmas shopping trip for you then. It's not that much...just 5 things is all I need.
Finn (looking at the list, shocked): A 52-inch flatscreen TV, a gold convertible, two tickets for "Romantic Airwaves"--
Rachel: That's for the both of us.
Finn: A slushie machine with only purple slushie in it, and...for Finn to mover in with me.
Rory: Are you guys considering getting married at any time soon?
Finn: No. Hell, no. (He turns to Rachel.) Rachel, I can't afford to get any of this, especially the last part!
Rachel: You said you loved me.
Finn: Not like that.
Rachel: But I--
Finn: Will you get the hell out of this scene?! Rory and I were having a friendly bromance and doing nothing but leitura comics and listening to hit jams, and you completely ruined if for the both of us.
Rory: Would you be mad if I said I thought this was hilarious?
Rachel: Finn, you can't--
Finn (gushy and friendly-like): Bye, bitch.
(Rachel stood there with her jaw dropping to the ground, and she left out of the biblioteca feeling embarrassed.)
Finn: She's so clingy and needy. I hope she doesn't ask for me seguinte Christmas. I just hope Ryan will get her to therapy seguinte season.
(While Finn and Rory were talking, Mike and Tina were sitting at the couches. Tina seemed annoyed, but Mike was engaged in the conversation.)
Tina: Why are you even listening to that?
(Silence.)
Tina: Excuse me?
(Silence.)
Tina's Thoughts: He never listens to me.
(Tina got up and went to the librarian at the desk. She seemed to be engaged in the conversation as well.)
Tina (whispering): Can you get them to stay quiet, please?
(The librarian didn't do anything but shush her.)
Tina (whispering): Librarian...ma'am--
Librarian: Young lady, get out.
Tina: But--
Librarian: You're being really disruptive.
Tina's Thoughts: I can't be disruptive. I only whispered. What does she even see in me that makes me so disruptive?
Librarian's Thoughts: Damn, even her thoughts won't shut up.
(Tina was now in the hallway. Finn and Rory had already left a minuto before she did to get some snacks at the vending machine. Just then, there was a loud crash.)
Tina: What was--
Finn: Tina, can you please keep it down out there? I'm trying to save Rory here.
(All of the students, including Tina, ran in the cafeteria. Rory was lying on his back, crying and feeling pain.)
Finn's Thoughts: Santana.
Well, that's Chapter Twelve. What did you think?
Here's the link for Chapter Eleven!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirteen!!!