Here are my fave frases from Season 3:
Jacob: "Finn Hudson, mediocre quarterback, mediocre glee club lead".
Jacob: I thought you were a senior".
Artie: "Optical illusion".
Jacob (to Mercedes): "Rumour has it that you're dating Sam Evans, a.k.a 'Trouty Mouth', a.k.a 'Homo McBieber'". (Really offensive to JB in my opinion, but okay)
Santana (to Jacob): "Senior ano is all about being the Cheerios' topo, início hoe, and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paula Abdul".
Brittany: "Are you working on the time machine, too?"
Tina: "Mr. Schue, why are all of our trophies in the middle of the room?"
Brittany: "I was sure our Nationals trophy would grow during the summer".
Kurt: "Finn and Rachel's 'The Kissed That Missed' has 20,000 views on YouTube. And the comic section is just full of blander, like 'Why is the T-Rex eating the Jew'?"
Tina: "Where's Quinn?"
Artie: "MIA. No one's heard from her. It's sad. I miss her".
Rachel (holding Kurt's hand): "We have an announcement to make".
Emma: "I knew this dia might come. This is the only dating strategy that we haven't tried yet".
Becky: "What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you have to cook it again".
Sue (to Mike and Tina): "Oh, I'm sorry. I just realized that song is the national anthem for whatever country you're from!"
Kurt: (to Blaine): "I want my senior ano to be magic. And the only way that can happen is if I can spend every moment of my life with you".
Quinn (voiceover): "I'm not sure what the tipping point was. Dying my hair, the nose ring, my iconic tattoo of Ryan Seacrest".
Brittany (to Quinn): "We're like the Three Musketeers. Santana and I are, like, amêndoa Joy, and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ash-tray".
Sue: "Feel free to wet yourselves with excitement".
Santana: "Let me tell how this gonna be, if I may. When I look at a person, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I just see someone I don't have to destroy. So if you ever tell me what to do, I will end you!"
Becky: "Bring it, sandbags!"
Artie: "I thought the slushies were bad, but espaguete sauce in the eye is so much worse".
Brittany: "I have pepperoni in my bra".
Santana: "Those are your nipples".
Sugar: "It's true. You guys sucked ass".
Sugar: "Sorry, Aspergers".
Sugar: "Get ready to taste some sweet ear candy".
Artie: "My ears should get to park in my handicapped spot".
Will: "Holy sh...Sugar".
Rachel: "I think I can speak for everyone when I say 'never gonna happen'".
Kurt (giving Rachel the witch hat): "Before there was a wicked, there was..."
Rachel: "Don't even finish that sentence. Hit it!"
Sue: "Ladies, the key to a successful Cheerios try-out is in brutal honesty. Actually, it's just brutality. I have no intention in bringing anyone new in. I just want to see people cry".
Will: "You just got glitter-bombed!"
Blaine: "For someone who loves clothes so much, I can't believe you haven't noticed that I'm not in my rouxinol, toutinegra outfit".
Blaine: "I can't stand to be apart from the person I love".
Sugar: "Obviously, your ears must've been busted, because I worked that song like a hooker pole!"
Will: "Brittany didn't do it".
Brittany: "Yeah, I was gonna help her, but I'm a water sign, so..."
Brittany: "Is that the one with the cats?"
Mercedes: "Which there will be open auditions for, right? 'Cause Mercedes is feeling extremely pretty this year".
Well, that's all of the quotes. If there's anything missing, you can add it if you want to in the comment section below. And thanks for reading. :)
Jacob: "Finn Hudson, mediocre quarterback, mediocre glee club lead".
Jacob: I thought you were a senior".
Artie: "Optical illusion".
Jacob (to Mercedes): "Rumour has it that you're dating Sam Evans, a.k.a 'Trouty Mouth', a.k.a 'Homo McBieber'". (Really offensive to JB in my opinion, but okay)
Santana (to Jacob): "Senior ano is all about being the Cheerios' topo, início hoe, and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paula Abdul".
Brittany: "Are you working on the time machine, too?"
Tina: "Mr. Schue, why are all of our trophies in the middle of the room?"
Brittany: "I was sure our Nationals trophy would grow during the summer".
Kurt: "Finn and Rachel's 'The Kissed That Missed' has 20,000 views on YouTube. And the comic section is just full of blander, like 'Why is the T-Rex eating the Jew'?"
Tina: "Where's Quinn?"
Artie: "MIA. No one's heard from her. It's sad. I miss her".
Rachel (holding Kurt's hand): "We have an announcement to make".
Emma: "I knew this dia might come. This is the only dating strategy that we haven't tried yet".
Becky: "What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you have to cook it again".
Sue (to Mike and Tina): "Oh, I'm sorry. I just realized that song is the national anthem for whatever country you're from!"
Kurt: (to Blaine): "I want my senior ano to be magic. And the only way that can happen is if I can spend every moment of my life with you".
Quinn (voiceover): "I'm not sure what the tipping point was. Dying my hair, the nose ring, my iconic tattoo of Ryan Seacrest".
Brittany (to Quinn): "We're like the Three Musketeers. Santana and I are, like, amêndoa Joy, and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ash-tray".
Sue: "Feel free to wet yourselves with excitement".
Santana: "Let me tell how this gonna be, if I may. When I look at a person, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I just see someone I don't have to destroy. So if you ever tell me what to do, I will end you!"
Becky: "Bring it, sandbags!"
Artie: "I thought the slushies were bad, but espaguete sauce in the eye is so much worse".
Brittany: "I have pepperoni in my bra".
Santana: "Those are your nipples".
Sugar: "It's true. You guys sucked ass".
Sugar: "Sorry, Aspergers".
Sugar: "Get ready to taste some sweet ear candy".
Artie: "My ears should get to park in my handicapped spot".
Will: "Holy sh...Sugar".
Rachel: "I think I can speak for everyone when I say 'never gonna happen'".
Kurt (giving Rachel the witch hat): "Before there was a wicked, there was..."
Rachel: "Don't even finish that sentence. Hit it!"
Sue: "Ladies, the key to a successful Cheerios try-out is in brutal honesty. Actually, it's just brutality. I have no intention in bringing anyone new in. I just want to see people cry".
Will: "You just got glitter-bombed!"
Blaine: "For someone who loves clothes so much, I can't believe you haven't noticed that I'm not in my rouxinol, toutinegra outfit".
Blaine: "I can't stand to be apart from the person I love".
Sugar: "Obviously, your ears must've been busted, because I worked that song like a hooker pole!"
Will: "Brittany didn't do it".
Brittany: "Yeah, I was gonna help her, but I'm a water sign, so..."
Brittany: "Is that the one with the cats?"
Mercedes: "Which there will be open auditions for, right? 'Cause Mercedes is feeling extremely pretty this year".
Well, that's all of the quotes. If there's anything missing, you can add it if you want to in the comment section below. And thanks for reading. :)
