Well, I finally finished this chapter and I have to admit, this one was fairly boring. seguinte chapter will probably be written faster. I know I haven't gotten around to composição literária much but now that all my programs and whatnot are done, I'll probably write more.
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Chappie Twelve
Sha's POV
The sky is a dark shade of blue. It's a skool night, yet we're not atuação like we have skool tomorrow. Emily, Mica, Annie, Dani, Alyssa, Grace, Rosa, Michelle, Gina, Janay, Narm, and I are in Zim's Voot Runner. It's quite cramped....at least according to Mica and Emily. Me? Oh, I was in the front with Narm and Zim. Sitting seguinte to him as he manuevered the thing around the city. Of course...he was pretty bad at flying. Most of the time, it felt like we were on a rollercoaster. I like rollercoasters. But some of the girls in our group can get motion sickness if there are too many loops or anything like that.
They weren't lucky, let's just say.
Zim is staring out the front. He's observing our city. After what happened when we got lost time, Zim had gotten...a bit smarter and chose to fly in his Voot Runner. However he made two mistakes. One, he actually let us girls come along again. And two, he took his Voot Runner.
Did I mention he is not very good at flying the thing?!
Anyways, I can't really list the cons to my crush. I'd rather list the pros. I think there are mais pros than cons, but Dib fangirls would say otherwise. It's a matter of opinion, really.
Okay...before I continue my story, you might be wondering "Where is Emmy?"
This pergunta will be answered later...
"Woah, a car accident!" Annie pointed out her side. The girls on her side crowded over her to look.
She was right. A police car had just fallen off the road and crashed into a Deelishus Weenie stand. It looked like a gigantic hot dog, and the police car hit the topo, início right away.
I hope the cop wasn't injured.
"Human law enforcement machine. Markings: lighty-flashy things on top. Defensive capability... " Zim thought for a moment as he spoke into a recorder. His way of taking notes, I guess.
"HOT DOGS." Janay poked Alyssa, pointing to the windshield. There were many hot cachorros bouncing off of it.
"YAY!" Alyssa hugged Janay.
That's an odd friendship!
"...minimal." Zim decided. "Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: PATHETIC! Pathetic Earth vehicle!"
"It's called a police car." Narm told him. "I looked it up at ho-"
Zim ignored him and cut him off por laughing in his adorable evil way. I loved it soooooooo much!
And then just in the midst of his laughter, a light on the control panel came on. It was blinking on and off. Upon seeing this, Zim stopped fast enough. "Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken Voot Runner!"
Except for the bee. The Evil Death Bee. It was heading straight for the Voot Runner.
Grace's POV
The bee wasn't really all that scary if you asked me. It's just a bee. They're little bugs with yellow and black stripes and little wings and stingers. Yeah, sure. It hurts if you get stung por a bee, but the good thing is, the bee dies once it stings you. Besides they pollinate the flowers...and make honey! Honey's delicious!
Okay, yeah I'm getting off track here. What I'm saying here is the bee is not that scary. Or scary at all!
So why would they be a threat to Zim, or the Irken race?
"Computer, run a diagnostic. You've gone crazy!" Zim ordered...but then he glanced out the window in horror. The bee hit the windshield, proving it was obviously very stupid, and Zim lost all control of the Voot Runner. We all screamed and held onto our seats for dear life as the Voot Runner burst into flames.
"Eject! EJECT!" Zim pressed the button on his assento a million times. When we saw the button on our seats, we followed suit.
I wanted to die of a very old age. Not like this.
"JUST WORK YOU STUPID BUTTON!" Rosa, who was seguinte to me, shouted.
It did. "Eject command initiated."
The windshield opened and the seats sprung up, shooting us all out. Zim hit the ground stomach-first and skidded along it, leaving a long trail of dirt behind him. We ended up landing on our feet.
Sha is the first person to run up to Zim and check if he's okay. I run up behind her. On Zim's head is the bee. It is between Zim's magenta eyes, which are somewhat glowing...
The bee pops itself off Zim's (what Emmy called it once anyway) glabella and examines him before, flying away.
"Zim..." Sha poked one of Zim's antenna, hiding a squeal because she touched it, and drew her finger away. "Are you alright?"
Zim immediately came to, and spit out a ton of dirt that ended up in his mouth while he had skidded.
Standing up, he said "Yes, I am."
Then he glared at his Voot Runner. "Ruined. Ruined! Irken engineering reduced to.. this!"
"Maybe Irken engineering just isn't as good as human engineering!" Janay smirked.
Zim glared mais at her.
"Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!" He turned back to his Voot Runner, which was a total wreck and was completely hopeless to try to fix.
"Dude...it's a regular bee. It's a human bee. Just chill." I tell Zim.
He ignores me and summons a communicator from his Pak. "GIR, respond. I need you to send out a tow vehicle to pick up the Voot Runner."
No response. Just static.
"GIR? Hello? GIR, where are you!?!"
Normal POV
"Hey Mr. Wonderful, oh, you're so incredible, oi Mr. Wonderful, wonderful to me!"
GIR was dancing at the hottest dance club in town. He was doing the same dance over and over again and many girls, including Emmy, were cheering him on. But for Emmy, beneath those cheers was a hint of jealousy. They were flirting-with her new best friend! Her crush! Whom she'd liked in the first place before any of those girls. As nice as they were, especially one named Aimy, she was not about to let them steal her soon-to-be boyfriend.
Not at all.
Back to Grace's POV
"Must be some interference." Zim shoved the communicator away.
Oh no, it wasn't an interference at all. That robot really did know how to party. According to Emmy.
"Oh well. This place is fairly deserted and well hidden. I should be able to return with the tow vehicle, pick the cruzador up and go. And when the repairs are done... I shall HUNT DOWN THAT EVIL DEATH BEE!!!" Zim exaggerated out the last part and started walking. Sha and Narm were close to him, but the rest of us walked behind.
"IT'S JUST A STUPID HUMAN BEE!" I yell, irked. Ahh...I just used a word with the planet.
"An aaalienn!" I whirl around and see an old man standing on a ladder, staring at Zim.
"And that's just a costume!" Rosa lied to him. We're saving his butt right now! He better be super grateful!
We left with this old man, staring after all of us now.
Rosa's POV
Our group of girls is walking down the rua like any normal group of girls would. Zim and Narm are apart from us.
There are no cars zooming by, so we cruz the street, like any other normal person. But Zim and Narm, since they are not in their human disguises, are crossing the rua between hiding behind anything that would work for them. They couldn't risk being seen.
The consequences I've heard Dib tell Grace were pretty bad. They couldn't suffer any of those.
We stand on the sidewalk, waiting for Zim and Narm to cadastrar-se us. They finally do, and jump into Zim's front yard.
"It's nearly midnight, guys. No one is going to see you!" Michelle says to them. They've been hiding the whole way home, making this walk slower than it would normally take (it usually lasts ten minutos from the park to ours and Zim's and Narm's houses, but it's taken half an hora instead).
As Zim opens the door and walks in, Narm and we follow him.
"Why are you guys coming in?!" Zim noticed us following.
"Because we can. Durr." Emily said.
"And because we're super bored right now." Dani added.
"How could you guys be bored with what just happened?!" Narm wanted to know.
"We're getting used to this sorta stuff. It's starting to become normal quicker than you'd think!" Mica doesn't look up from her book, which she is sketching in. Whatever it is, it's probably amazing.
"Computer, bring me the Voot Carrier." Zim ignores all of us.
This computer brings a hovering disk out of the ceiling. It is not just a disk though. There is also a covering that closes over it. It is shaped and floats like a giant bubble.
"Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous."
"Processing, PROCESSING!" I didn't even know computers could have feelings, but this one apparently does. It sounds annoyed to an extreme. Of course, wouldn't anyone, with the exception of Sha and GIR, be annoyed with following Zim's commands?
A bright light fills the room. I cannot see anything, but the blinding flash that lasts very very long. I look away, but still, the light is throughout the entire room, so I shut them tightly. The others seemed to be doing it too!
"Filthy hyoomans, you can open your...seeing things..." Zim informs us all.
I open my eyes, and the room is back to normal. In place of this "bubble" there is a giant pig that is floating.
Yeah, that's real normal!
"Why am I so amazing?" Zim seems to think the pig was genius.
Sha is the only one who responds, saying "Because you're ZIIIIM!"
"Let's go," Janay says and leaves before we can do anything else. Alyssa and Michelle run after her.
Narm decides on staying with Zim for the night to keep an eye on him.
The last person to leave was Sha, because she couldn't stop staring at Zim.
As we leave, we notice someone familiar walking down the street. Grace seems to know before the rest of us do and she goes the opposite way to greet him. It's Ricky.
They are now holding hands, chatting up a storm. I know they're doing this as friends, but obviously, Grace is in a amor triângulo right now.
They sit on a nearby bench while the rest of us head into our house.
We make a plan to meet Zim and Narm tomorrow. We are dying to see what happens seguinte with us there.
Dani's POV
The seguinte morning, we woke up early. I just remembered it was a skool day, but didn't think of it after I remembered. We had mais important things to do. Like help Zim get his Voot Runner back.
Grace has just walked into the room I'm sharing with her, Emily, Mica, Alyssa, Janay, and Michelle fully clothed and all. She looks like she could explode, in a super happy way.
"What're you so happy about?" Emily asked her. I could see she was half-asleep like I was. Em was trying to keep her hazel eyes open, and her voice not to sound as weak as it did. Not all of us were morning people. I was going through the same thing, so same for me.
"Ricky and I were hanging out last night," Grace smiled dreamily. "It was the best."
"What about Dib?" Janay asked.
"He hasn't talked to me lately. I miss him a lot!"
Alyssa's eyes open slowly, and she stretches out before standing up and running to the closet to get her outfit on. She's much mais hyper than the rest of us are at the moment, or in general.
The subject switches from Ricky to Zim, as we all get dressed and decide on following him and Narm to the park. I wonder what happened with Emmy and GIR. Hopefully they didn't do anything too wild. Oh the things that girl will do when she has a crush...
Zim and Narm were wearing disguises. Narm was wearing his normal human boy disguise, but Zim was wearing that costume from our "Walk of Doom" adventure.
"Really, Zim? Really?" I asked him. He looked very abnormal today. He had the Voot Carrier with him, and was carrying the giant pig por a thin string that was barely noticable. So it really looked as if a giant flying pig was following an old man around.
Zim ignored me. He ignores a lot of us often. He really seems to only respond to Sha.
Narm and Zim are whistling. Every cartoon character seems to think that if they whistle casually, it means they're atuação natural. It doesn't actually mean that! But good thing about this cartoon, is that the people in it, except for Dib, Gaz, and us of course, are stupid. Dumber than a doornail.
"This should be a standard recovery operation, pig. We mover in, we load the Voot Runner into you and we're out of there. The humans will be none the wiser." Zim said his plan aloud to the floating pig, like he was alive or something, as we walked over a very steep hill. I'm not very fond of those, and neither are the other girls. It takes all of our weight to walk up and we're super tired por the time we reach the top. Yet Zim and Narm aren't affected in anyway. I guess it's because they're Irkens.
"I don't think this plan will be as easy as you think Zim. Look!" Narm pointed ahead and Zim, plus the rest of us, saw the Voot Runner on a pedestal, clearly in sight to anyone that wouldn't be blind. In fact, there were a whole bunch of adults and teenagers staring at the Voot Runner. Like it was a God, or Goddess.
"My ship! In the hands of the enemy! How!?! Howw? Who KNOWS what defenses they could devise through reverse-engineering!"
"It was because of last night." Janay said. "Did you lose your memory Zim? Remember? It crashed because of that bee-"
"Don't mention the bee." Beneath his voice was true fear. He tied the pig to a árvore and treated it as if it were a real live thing, saying "Stay here, pig. I'll call you in as soon as I can get close enough to the Voot Runner."
Wait...is it a real live thing?
Before I could list possible respostas in my head, Zim had run over to the crowd. Narm was next, and we found ourselves being pulled, por Narm, in an almost chain-link kind of way.
We all stood behind the crowd, but we could barely see over everyone's heads. Zim and Narm were pushing everybody out of their way. It was pretty rude, because they weren't even saying "Excuse me," or "Pardon me,".
"What is the meaning of this!?!" Zim furiously questioned the crowd when he made it to the front and stood in front of a few people, still blocking his way. This had gained everyone's attention immediately. "Who are you people? What is that... thing... on your head?"
The last question, he had said directly to a man wearing a hat. The hat was not very ordinary. It was in the shape of a UFO. Narm was exasperated, and he gave up, joining us again. But Zim hadn't.
He pushed this man and was ninety-nine point nine percent away from getting his completely wrecked Voot Runner back, until a very tall and wide woman walked right in front of his path. I'm pretty sure I'd seen her with a man even taller than she was. Before they started kissing, he had called her Trudy.
"Hold it!" Trudy held her hand out. "We are the Children of the Bright and Shining Saucer! We have claimed this downed alien amor ship, and want to share it with all humanity! But humanity must prove itself worthy!" She was speaking to him as if he were a three ano old, very slowly, and stretching out as many words as she could. It was very annoying. Zim wasn't anywhere close to three, and he was even older than us in Irken years than in human years.
"LOVE ship? But that's my... my..." I kind of knew Zim was really in a sticky situation here. He couldn't say it was his because then everyone would know he wasn't human. That'd make everything worse.
But when I thought back on everything that happened between us all, I also knew he was getting something he deserved.
Narm was not thinking what I was though. One moment he'd been back with us, the other, he'd ran straight to Zim's side. He was taking the sidekick thing real seriously, and I was wondering if he worshipped the Tallest as much as Zim did.
Trudy was annoying. That was the truth. But she could be serious. I saw that when she glared down at the little Irken and asked "Your what?"
Zim was also a fast thinker. "Uh, my... dream. To become worthy enough to get close to the... 'love ship.'"
Trudy's seriousness had disappeared and enthusiasm had taken its place. "Wonderful! Our leader is conducting an initiation right now! Starchunk!"
"Initiation? FOOLS! There is none so worthy as ZIIIMM! You've no idea what powers you are dealing with! NO IDEA AT-"
The person that was supposedly Starchunk had brought him into the air. He never finished.
"ZIM!" Narm ran after Starchunk.
Maybe an hora or mais later, we were sitting outside a tent, eavesdropping on the "initiation" that Zim and Narm were going through ("Ahh, so he wants initiation too?" Trudy had said to Zim. Zim had grinned evilly and nodded).
"Now, the final initiation." The leader, whoever this guy was, declared.
We heard various noises and Zim and Narm yelling out in pain once in a while. We were all glad we didn't have to go through this.
"Well, that went wrong." Annie said when Zim and Narm had struggled to walk out of the tent, but couldn't even do it normally. They were that disturbed from the initiation.
Zim and Narm ignored her and the rest of us, as they had started their way back to the group of people.
"Okay, finally." Zim said. We followed him slowly.
"My recovery vehicle!" He gasped and so did we, when we saw the Voot Carrier, the giant floating pig, on another pedestal.
"We've just found a number of alien artifacts near the sight. Truly this is a sign!" Trudy looked at the pedestal with the Voot Carrier proudly, then did the same to other pedestals. However the items on those were normal. One of them was a chihuahua that'd we seen when we were on our "Walk of Doom". That was why Zim screamed when he saw it now.
"It appears to be some form of symbolic greeting! The pig form perhaps represents mankind's pig-like affinity... for... exploration." The old man, who, I guess, refused to believe us last night when we told him Zim was actually a human in a costume, guessed.
Zim gave him the evil eye. His name was Desmond Flapp. Another fact from one of the insane Zim fãs in the group. Like...Desmond the Moon Bear?
Something brought our attention away from Desmond: Trudy curiously looking at a remote control in her hand. It had only one button on it, and we all knew who it belonged to. We didn't even have to look at him.
"Wait, that's-" I started to stop her, but she hit the button before I could get any mais warnings out. The floating pig scooped up its seguinte target, the man standing nearest to it, and kept it in its mouth. Unlike any of us, who would probably have been struggling to get out or screaming for help, the man (who was possibly smiling on the inside of that pig) cheered, " The pig accepts me!"
"Fools!" Zim raced right over to Trudy. "You have no possible idea what power you toy with!"
They were so oblivious and stupid, that was why!!
He took a flying leap and tried grabbing the remote control out of her hands, yelling, "RELEASE THE PIG!" as he pulled and pulled.
"The pig..." Trudy seemed almost in a trance as she swung her arms repeatedly. Since she was holding the remote control, the pig was copying her actions and the man in its mouth was now fearful, as he screamed louder than any of us could scream.
"...belongs..." The pig knocked the railing to the ground as it was now bouncing all over.
"...to all mankind!" It bounced all over. Some people ran away as fast as they could, some stared at it in wonder, and some of were trying to make it stop (I think that the last category was us).
The man was doing faceplants repeatedly, screaming with each and every one. I guess being accepted por a pig has mais cons than pros.
"This is no man-pig!" Zim jumped onto Trudy's head and pushed her over onto her back.
"We knooow, Zim," Sha was close to Trudy and her eyes sparkled the moment she saw Zim do that wrestling-like move.
"Hey!" Trudy winced, the remote control still held tightly in her hands.
Narm walked (yes, that's right, he walked) onto Trudy's legs to keep her down, while Zim got off her head and sat on her stomach.
However from all the fighting, Zim's beard fell off. And then his hat was carried away por the wind. Worst of all, Zim looked to the ground, and one of his worst fears (as was one of ours) was confirmed. On the dying grass, was a contact made to look like a eye.
Alyssa's POV
I gasped with the whole crowd to make it look like I was normal. I AM normal after all, aren't I?
"Alyssa, stop trying to act normal. Face it, you're insane!" Janay placed her hand on my shoulder.
"I AM NOT!" I shouted in her face, but Janay didn't back away or anything. Instead, she grinned and said "You like Justin Bieber!" I couldn't help it! He was the best singer ever and hot. But Niall Horan was hotter. Oh my god. I think I'd die if Niall and I were in the same room together!
"WHAT DOES-"
"Lyss," Michelle shushed me quietly. In front of us, Zim was standing on some lady's stomach. His contact, hat, and beard was gone, and the other contact looked like it was about to fall off in a second! He was sooo screwed!
"What? What?" Zim was atuação like he didn't know that all those things had fallen off, even though I saw him look down at the ground and he then looked like he was going to have a seizure!
To support this show that he was putting on for every human there, he looked around super fast, but that just loosened the other contact all the way and that fell off too!
"The alien! The one I told you I saw!" The old man pointed straight at Zim.
"Hmmm? Where?" Zim touched his antenna, as he acted like he was thinking...
"You idiot!" I could've sworn I heard Narm scold Zim harshly, like a father. "The Irken race is going to be endangered now! Do you know what'll happen to us?!"
As he jumped up and down, his voice getting louder with every word until it was no longer a whisper, Narm's ENTIRE DISGUISE fell off.
The audience gasped loudly again.
"ANOTHER ONE!" The old man exclaimed. "THAT MEANS THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM IN THE WORLD! IN FACT, ANY OF YOU COULD BE ALIENS!"
"N-no!" Narm lied. "I'm not an alien! I'm just a human that's dressed up as an alien that's dressed up as a human!"
"We don't believe yooou..." Trudy was still right under Zim, and looking right up at him in amazement.
"Don't come any closer! Don't try anything on me or I'll... I'll... I'll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!" Zim threatened. So Zim and Sha couldn't mate-WAIT WHY DID I JUST GET THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD? UGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHGUGHUGH! "SHA-HUMAN! RUN!"
He didn't include the rest of us in the sentence! Guess we don't matter, huh?!
Sha, meanwhile, started to run, and Zim dismounted Trudy, and followed, but a group of adults were in their (and our, 'cause we followed them too!) way.
"We're surrounded!" Michelle grabbed my arm, and I grabbed hers, afraid as heck. She was right, because when I turned around there were mais people!
"Alien. Alien. Alien. Alien. Alieeen. ALIEN. ALIEN." The crowd had us all surrounded completely and there was no way out unless we suddenly gained flying powers, which we all doubted would happen (but it'd be sooo cool if we did, wouldn't it?).
The man was still in the pig's mouth. "AHHHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE!" He screamed. But everyone was too busy literally bowing down to Zim and Narm.
"We are your loving servants, oh wise ones!" Desmond was down on his knees bowing repeatedly.
Zim and Narm stared at them all.
"Stand away, you smell like feet! Leave me alone!" Zim tried to back away, but hit Narm's forehead.
"I'm claustrophobic!" Narm lied.
"Fill us with wisdom from another beyond!" A teenage girl that was breaking out all over her face stood up and punched the air.
"Yes, fill us!" The rest of the crowd agreed.
"We're from Earth!" Narm was close to the teenage girl and made his nose touch hers. She screamed a little and held her nose.
That didn't stop everyone though. They moved in closer and closer and we all started pushing and pushing our way out. Thank goodness, I got out. Every girl got out, but Narm and Zim aren't lucky Irkens. One minuto those two idiots were on the ground and the other, they were being carried por a bunch of aleatório humans they barely knew.
We had to go after them!
"We have to go after them." Annie echoed my thoughts. Almost as if she read them...spooky!
"GIR! GIR! Are you there, GIR!?! Help me!" I could hear Zim call gir through his communicator as we were behind everyone.
"BIIRRR!" Narm seemed to be doing the same thing, except with his SIR unit.
Normal POV
The red Ferrari came to a stop. Emmy, not sure how she was keeping in all the jealousy and anger in her, threw the door open and stepped out onto the sidewalk.
"Thanks guys," She said to her supposed new "friends" and turned around. She didn't want to look at them...
GIR happily jumped out of the assento and sipped his SuckMunkey joyfully, waving at all the girls in the car. They giggled romantically back and the car finally drove away.
Feeling uncomfortable, Emmy sat down on the grama in Zim's front yard.
"EMMY! Are yous staying at my master's house with me toniiight?" gir walked over to her.
That made her feel a tiny bit better. She smiled. "Of course, GIR."
"YAAA-OH!" gir took off his dog head and threw it out of his way. His antenna was now projecting a picture of Zim. "HI!"
Emmy moved closer to GIR. The picture was Zim (and Narm) being carried away por a bunch of adults (and teenagers). She wondered how gir didn't seem to even notice.
"GIR, finally! I need your help! I've been captured!" Zim looked worried. And maybe even scared.
Narm cleared his throat twice.
Zim sighed. "We. We've been captured."
"Yaaaay!" gir cheered happily, taking a sip of his SuckMunkey in between. He offered a sip to Emmy, but she declined. "I'm full," She claimed, but really the thought of gir liking anyone but her made her nauseous.
"No, that's bad, GIR." There was a teensy hint of annoyance in his voice. Emmy could understand, he and Narm were in trouble.
"Yaaaay!" gir cheered again.
The poor little robot didn't seem to understand, Emmy figured.
"I need you to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very carefully." Zim was trying not to explode and he thought this would be the best way to get GIR's attention.
GIR looked away, sipping a majority of his SuckMunkey up. Then he looked at Zim. "...What?"
It was going to be a long night.
Alyssa's POV
We had epically failed to get Zim and Narm away from all those people. I kinda knew we'd fail but I didn't want to say so to everyone else 'cause what if they got mad at me or started some long speech?
We were all in a tent. In a row, we stood in front of everyone. Zim and Narm were facing us, sitting on chairs (almost throne-like!). As if they were kings. We all stared at them, because we had nothing better to do (by "we" I meant our gang).
Zim lifted his Irken hand up and the crowd stared even more, if possible.
Narm moved his head. Zim scratched his back.
"Ooooooh!" The crowd moved closer in awe.
"You are the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophesies, told by... Frank!" Desmond's eyes widened to the size of golf balls.
"Yup, told ya he'd come." Frank grinned, matter-of-factly.
"Bless the corns on my toes!" A man slipped off his shoes and socks, holding his toes out, not seeming to care that people around him were slowly backing away.
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE IDIOTS DANG IT?!
Annie's POV
"Excuse me, there has been a mistake!" A manly voice I didn't recognize said.
"Finally." I heard Zim say underneath his breath. "Come on, GIR, come on!"
"BIR'S IN THE SUIT WITH HIM TOO." Narm whisper-yelled to him.
I turned around with the other girls and saw a tall man, that was obviously made of metal but the other idiots didn't know. And seguinte to him was a girl with long wavy brown hair and glasses-Emmy!
"Guys!" Emmy ran over and hugged each and every one of us.
"Where've you been?" I asked.
"I was at a party with GIR," She started and soon she was telling us a story about how she was at a club (that was suitable for her!) with gir and some other teen girls that seemed to flirt with him and so she got as jealous as heck.
"He'll realize," Grace said. She was still pretty dreamy about what happened with Ricky, but hey, she desereves to be happy!
"Who are you!?!" Desmond glanced at gir and BIR's disguise.
"I am government man," The man said in a serious tone. "come from the government, the government has sent me!" He then walked over to Zim and Narm in their thrones.
"Ho ho ho!" He laughed. "These aren't alien life forms! They're experimental government aircrafts!"
Zim and Narm looked very peeved at what gir had just said (I knew gir was doing the voice, even if BIR wasn't here, he'd still be doing it).
"Stop making it so-" Zim nudged Narm. Hard. Narm stopped.
"Shut up!" Zim said in his antenna.
"That's an aircraft!?!" Desmond exclaimed. I guess even he couldn't be fooled por that.
"Fools! What else would we be?" Zim attempted to believe what gir had brought up.
"ROBOTS." Narm smiled at his own idea. Zim nudged him again, this time harder. So Narm nudged him back and soon couldn't stop hitting each other with their elbows.
"WAIT!" Trudy interrupted their physical fight. "What about the floating pig out there?"
"That's a government pig!" The man grabbed Zim and Narm and held both of them. "Well, I have to take everything back to the início base now. Buh-bye." He started to leave and we were close behind...
"Wait!"
We ignored Desmond and walked out of the tent.
"Come on, guys, come on!" Zim ran over to the pig. We made it a few segundos later. Emmy stared at the "government man" as if she was seeing gir through new eyes.
Desmond, Trudy, and that strange man who showed off his toes earlier chased after us.
"Excuse me! How do we know he's REALLY a government aircraft? And how do we know you're REALLY with the government?" Desmond pressed.
"WE JUST ARE!" Rosa snapped.
"Where is that remote...?" Zim was talking to himself.
"I got it." Narm tossed it to him, Zim caught it surprisingly perfectly, and he pushed the only button on it, turning the big into the giant bubble thingy! I don't know if it had senses but it actually got the Voot Runner inside of it and turned into a pig once again.
"Get on people!" Zim yelled to all of us. He sat in the front with Narm and we sat in pairs behind them. I was seguinte to Dani, which was great. Zim had already taken control of the two handlebars in the pig.
"This may be one of the weirdest things we've ever done," I told Dani.
"I know right?...As we all say this show is not normal though." Dani looked down at the ground below her.
"He still has to bless my toes!" The unknown man held out his hand.
"And why should we let you take our discovery?" Desmond shouted stubbornly.
"I like yooooouuuu!" The man squished Desmond's face holding it.
"STOP IT." A very, very deep voice growled from inside the suit.
Zim just had to make the stupid mistake of bumping into this government man's back-extremely hard.
"GIR!" Emmy cried when she saw gir and BIR fall out of the government man's head.
"Bus-ted." Mica uttered.
"It's a government android!" Trudy looked even mais shocked than before.
"He's stealing our alien!" Desmond stood seguinte to her, arms crossed.
"GIR, quickly, ride the pig!" Zim urgently said to him. gir flipped onto Emmy's head.
BIR climbed onto the pig quickly and sat seguinte to Narm where there was room.
Zim started the pig and soon we were flying through the air. These morons were trying to chase after us but the pig was so fast that they missed us. Two aliens, two robots, and twelve girls on a flying pig sure looked strange but if we had all realized this, we didn't say it aloud or think about it twice. It was an experience we'd never had before after all.
We all squealed in delight with gir and we laughed as we swerved around basically every obstacle blocking us.
"...Oh no." Narm stared ahead. "Playground alert!" He pointed.
There was nothing we could do. We went right through the fence, making a hole in it and flew around the kids swinging up and down and then we teared off the bottom of the slide as we hit that and neared a sandbox.
"Oh no, a baby!" Alyssa sadly looked at the baby boy, his thumb in his mouth, looking around blankly.
A man who was probably his father grabbed him and held him close and burped him. That was a close one! Hitting a regular sandbox wasn't so bad, except when we got particles of sand all over us. After that, we got out of the playground and flew right over a lake. We caused ripples as we touched the calm water. As I saw some of the other girls cup the warm water and pour it over their heads, so did I. It felt as serene as it looked. We even got mais water on ourselves as the pig flipped over so we made contact with the water directly. Zim got a bit of seaweed on his face and we snickered at that. Narm laughed the loudest.
Everything was giddy. It was going to be fine...
"Take me with you! Take me with you!" I saw the girl with zits all over her in the lake. More, her reflection.
Alarmed, Michelle said "She's on the pig!"
Zim and Narm screamed and jerked the pig forward, knocking the girl off.
"Come back!" We could hear her beg as she fell into the lake. We saw her soaked head before we looked ahead again.
"Faster my pig! Faster!" Zim kept yanking the handlebars.
"Zim, you're not doing it right!" Narm sighed. "Let me-"
"Silence, fellow Irken, I know what I'm doing!"
"I amor his determination," Sha said from seguinte to Emmy.
"Sometimes it's not all that gooooooood!" Emily's last word was dragged out because we were now above a highway trying to not hit the many cars on it.
"Weeeee hoooo!" gir and Emmy were atuação like they were on a thrill ride with their hands held up high.
After not hitting any cars, the pig got into the air again. It felt much better, we were flying right above the city we had gotten lost in. Not that we were going to get lost this time.
"Finally! We are safe! We're back on track!" Zim smiled, relieved.
And for a dividido, dividir second, everything felt great. Until we saw the bee in front of us...
"OH NO! It's the bee that got us into this mess in the first place!" Rosa shrieked.
"Rosa, it's just an innocent little bee. It won't hurt us." Emmy, confused, looked over at her.
"It's not an innocent little bee, Emmy, you should've been here the first time!"
"NOOO!"" Zim rubbed his eyes as though maybe he was dreaming and he could wake up from this nightmare any second. But the bee seemed to hate us all. It fell into the pig's eye and the eye fell out. Suddenly, the pig was on fire, like the Voot Runner had been.
We were falling down and gir grabbed strands of Emmy's hair, squealing into them. But Emmy looked as afraid as the rest of us. We crashed straight into a roof and hit the floor.
"Ooooh!" We heard voices say, in mais awe than that other crowd had.
"What?!" Zim stood up. Then he looked at the audience. "What?"
While he and Narm and BIR were standing, we were laying down on the stage, all sprawled out. When Emmy sat up, she noticed gir enrolados in her hair. They both squeaked upon seeing each other.
"Uh..Zim...we're in huge trouble." Narm looked at the banner behind us. It said Alien life: fact or fiction?"
"Here we go again."
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Okay, so FOOTNOTE:
This chapter has an excerpt of the Invader Zim episode "Attack of the Saucer Morons". NOT MINE!
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Chappie Twelve
Sha's POV
The sky is a dark shade of blue. It's a skool night, yet we're not atuação like we have skool tomorrow. Emily, Mica, Annie, Dani, Alyssa, Grace, Rosa, Michelle, Gina, Janay, Narm, and I are in Zim's Voot Runner. It's quite cramped....at least according to Mica and Emily. Me? Oh, I was in the front with Narm and Zim. Sitting seguinte to him as he manuevered the thing around the city. Of course...he was pretty bad at flying. Most of the time, it felt like we were on a rollercoaster. I like rollercoasters. But some of the girls in our group can get motion sickness if there are too many loops or anything like that.
They weren't lucky, let's just say.
Zim is staring out the front. He's observing our city. After what happened when we got lost time, Zim had gotten...a bit smarter and chose to fly in his Voot Runner. However he made two mistakes. One, he actually let us girls come along again. And two, he took his Voot Runner.
Did I mention he is not very good at flying the thing?!
Anyways, I can't really list the cons to my crush. I'd rather list the pros. I think there are mais pros than cons, but Dib fangirls would say otherwise. It's a matter of opinion, really.
Okay...before I continue my story, you might be wondering "Where is Emmy?"
This pergunta will be answered later...
"Woah, a car accident!" Annie pointed out her side. The girls on her side crowded over her to look.
She was right. A police car had just fallen off the road and crashed into a Deelishus Weenie stand. It looked like a gigantic hot dog, and the police car hit the topo, início right away.
I hope the cop wasn't injured.
"Human law enforcement machine. Markings: lighty-flashy things on top. Defensive capability... " Zim thought for a moment as he spoke into a recorder. His way of taking notes, I guess.
"HOT DOGS." Janay poked Alyssa, pointing to the windshield. There were many hot cachorros bouncing off of it.
"YAY!" Alyssa hugged Janay.
That's an odd friendship!
"...minimal." Zim decided. "Explodes on impact with giant meat. Evaluation: PATHETIC! Pathetic Earth vehicle!"
"It's called a police car." Narm told him. "I looked it up at ho-"
Zim ignored him and cut him off por laughing in his adorable evil way. I loved it soooooooo much!
And then just in the midst of his laughter, a light on the control panel came on. It was blinking on and off. Upon seeing this, Zim stopped fast enough. "Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken Voot Runner!"
Except for the bee. The Evil Death Bee. It was heading straight for the Voot Runner.
Grace's POV
The bee wasn't really all that scary if you asked me. It's just a bee. They're little bugs with yellow and black stripes and little wings and stingers. Yeah, sure. It hurts if you get stung por a bee, but the good thing is, the bee dies once it stings you. Besides they pollinate the flowers...and make honey! Honey's delicious!
Okay, yeah I'm getting off track here. What I'm saying here is the bee is not that scary. Or scary at all!
So why would they be a threat to Zim, or the Irken race?
"Computer, run a diagnostic. You've gone crazy!" Zim ordered...but then he glanced out the window in horror. The bee hit the windshield, proving it was obviously very stupid, and Zim lost all control of the Voot Runner. We all screamed and held onto our seats for dear life as the Voot Runner burst into flames.
"Eject! EJECT!" Zim pressed the button on his assento a million times. When we saw the button on our seats, we followed suit.
I wanted to die of a very old age. Not like this.
"JUST WORK YOU STUPID BUTTON!" Rosa, who was seguinte to me, shouted.
It did. "Eject command initiated."
The windshield opened and the seats sprung up, shooting us all out. Zim hit the ground stomach-first and skidded along it, leaving a long trail of dirt behind him. We ended up landing on our feet.
Sha is the first person to run up to Zim and check if he's okay. I run up behind her. On Zim's head is the bee. It is between Zim's magenta eyes, which are somewhat glowing...
The bee pops itself off Zim's (what Emmy called it once anyway) glabella and examines him before, flying away.
"Zim..." Sha poked one of Zim's antenna, hiding a squeal because she touched it, and drew her finger away. "Are you alright?"
Zim immediately came to, and spit out a ton of dirt that ended up in his mouth while he had skidded.
Standing up, he said "Yes, I am."
Then he glared at his Voot Runner. "Ruined. Ruined! Irken engineering reduced to.. this!"
"Maybe Irken engineering just isn't as good as human engineering!" Janay smirked.
Zim glared mais at her.
"Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!" He turned back to his Voot Runner, which was a total wreck and was completely hopeless to try to fix.
"Dude...it's a regular bee. It's a human bee. Just chill." I tell Zim.
He ignores me and summons a communicator from his Pak. "GIR, respond. I need you to send out a tow vehicle to pick up the Voot Runner."
No response. Just static.
"GIR? Hello? GIR, where are you!?!"
Normal POV
"Hey Mr. Wonderful, oh, you're so incredible, oi Mr. Wonderful, wonderful to me!"
GIR was dancing at the hottest dance club in town. He was doing the same dance over and over again and many girls, including Emmy, were cheering him on. But for Emmy, beneath those cheers was a hint of jealousy. They were flirting-with her new best friend! Her crush! Whom she'd liked in the first place before any of those girls. As nice as they were, especially one named Aimy, she was not about to let them steal her soon-to-be boyfriend.
Not at all.
Back to Grace's POV
"Must be some interference." Zim shoved the communicator away.
Oh no, it wasn't an interference at all. That robot really did know how to party. According to Emmy.
"Oh well. This place is fairly deserted and well hidden. I should be able to return with the tow vehicle, pick the cruzador up and go. And when the repairs are done... I shall HUNT DOWN THAT EVIL DEATH BEE!!!" Zim exaggerated out the last part and started walking. Sha and Narm were close to him, but the rest of us walked behind.
"IT'S JUST A STUPID HUMAN BEE!" I yell, irked. Ahh...I just used a word with the planet.
"An aaalienn!" I whirl around and see an old man standing on a ladder, staring at Zim.
"And that's just a costume!" Rosa lied to him. We're saving his butt right now! He better be super grateful!
We left with this old man, staring after all of us now.
Rosa's POV
Our group of girls is walking down the rua like any normal group of girls would. Zim and Narm are apart from us.
There are no cars zooming by, so we cruz the street, like any other normal person. But Zim and Narm, since they are not in their human disguises, are crossing the rua between hiding behind anything that would work for them. They couldn't risk being seen.
The consequences I've heard Dib tell Grace were pretty bad. They couldn't suffer any of those.
We stand on the sidewalk, waiting for Zim and Narm to cadastrar-se us. They finally do, and jump into Zim's front yard.
"It's nearly midnight, guys. No one is going to see you!" Michelle says to them. They've been hiding the whole way home, making this walk slower than it would normally take (it usually lasts ten minutos from the park to ours and Zim's and Narm's houses, but it's taken half an hora instead).
As Zim opens the door and walks in, Narm and we follow him.
"Why are you guys coming in?!" Zim noticed us following.
"Because we can. Durr." Emily said.
"And because we're super bored right now." Dani added.
"How could you guys be bored with what just happened?!" Narm wanted to know.
"We're getting used to this sorta stuff. It's starting to become normal quicker than you'd think!" Mica doesn't look up from her book, which she is sketching in. Whatever it is, it's probably amazing.
"Computer, bring me the Voot Carrier." Zim ignores all of us.
This computer brings a hovering disk out of the ceiling. It is not just a disk though. There is also a covering that closes over it. It is shaped and floats like a giant bubble.
"Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous."
"Processing, PROCESSING!" I didn't even know computers could have feelings, but this one apparently does. It sounds annoyed to an extreme. Of course, wouldn't anyone, with the exception of Sha and GIR, be annoyed with following Zim's commands?
A bright light fills the room. I cannot see anything, but the blinding flash that lasts very very long. I look away, but still, the light is throughout the entire room, so I shut them tightly. The others seemed to be doing it too!
"Filthy hyoomans, you can open your...seeing things..." Zim informs us all.
I open my eyes, and the room is back to normal. In place of this "bubble" there is a giant pig that is floating.
Yeah, that's real normal!
"Why am I so amazing?" Zim seems to think the pig was genius.
Sha is the only one who responds, saying "Because you're ZIIIIM!"
"Let's go," Janay says and leaves before we can do anything else. Alyssa and Michelle run after her.
Narm decides on staying with Zim for the night to keep an eye on him.
The last person to leave was Sha, because she couldn't stop staring at Zim.
As we leave, we notice someone familiar walking down the street. Grace seems to know before the rest of us do and she goes the opposite way to greet him. It's Ricky.
They are now holding hands, chatting up a storm. I know they're doing this as friends, but obviously, Grace is in a amor triângulo right now.
They sit on a nearby bench while the rest of us head into our house.
We make a plan to meet Zim and Narm tomorrow. We are dying to see what happens seguinte with us there.
Dani's POV
The seguinte morning, we woke up early. I just remembered it was a skool day, but didn't think of it after I remembered. We had mais important things to do. Like help Zim get his Voot Runner back.
Grace has just walked into the room I'm sharing with her, Emily, Mica, Alyssa, Janay, and Michelle fully clothed and all. She looks like she could explode, in a super happy way.
"What're you so happy about?" Emily asked her. I could see she was half-asleep like I was. Em was trying to keep her hazel eyes open, and her voice not to sound as weak as it did. Not all of us were morning people. I was going through the same thing, so same for me.
"Ricky and I were hanging out last night," Grace smiled dreamily. "It was the best."
"What about Dib?" Janay asked.
"He hasn't talked to me lately. I miss him a lot!"
Alyssa's eyes open slowly, and she stretches out before standing up and running to the closet to get her outfit on. She's much mais hyper than the rest of us are at the moment, or in general.
The subject switches from Ricky to Zim, as we all get dressed and decide on following him and Narm to the park. I wonder what happened with Emmy and GIR. Hopefully they didn't do anything too wild. Oh the things that girl will do when she has a crush...
Zim and Narm were wearing disguises. Narm was wearing his normal human boy disguise, but Zim was wearing that costume from our "Walk of Doom" adventure.
"Really, Zim? Really?" I asked him. He looked very abnormal today. He had the Voot Carrier with him, and was carrying the giant pig por a thin string that was barely noticable. So it really looked as if a giant flying pig was following an old man around.
Zim ignored me. He ignores a lot of us often. He really seems to only respond to Sha.
Narm and Zim are whistling. Every cartoon character seems to think that if they whistle casually, it means they're atuação natural. It doesn't actually mean that! But good thing about this cartoon, is that the people in it, except for Dib, Gaz, and us of course, are stupid. Dumber than a doornail.
"This should be a standard recovery operation, pig. We mover in, we load the Voot Runner into you and we're out of there. The humans will be none the wiser." Zim said his plan aloud to the floating pig, like he was alive or something, as we walked over a very steep hill. I'm not very fond of those, and neither are the other girls. It takes all of our weight to walk up and we're super tired por the time we reach the top. Yet Zim and Narm aren't affected in anyway. I guess it's because they're Irkens.
"I don't think this plan will be as easy as you think Zim. Look!" Narm pointed ahead and Zim, plus the rest of us, saw the Voot Runner on a pedestal, clearly in sight to anyone that wouldn't be blind. In fact, there were a whole bunch of adults and teenagers staring at the Voot Runner. Like it was a God, or Goddess.
"My ship! In the hands of the enemy! How!?! Howw? Who KNOWS what defenses they could devise through reverse-engineering!"
"It was because of last night." Janay said. "Did you lose your memory Zim? Remember? It crashed because of that bee-"
"Don't mention the bee." Beneath his voice was true fear. He tied the pig to a árvore and treated it as if it were a real live thing, saying "Stay here, pig. I'll call you in as soon as I can get close enough to the Voot Runner."
Wait...is it a real live thing?
Before I could list possible respostas in my head, Zim had run over to the crowd. Narm was next, and we found ourselves being pulled, por Narm, in an almost chain-link kind of way.
We all stood behind the crowd, but we could barely see over everyone's heads. Zim and Narm were pushing everybody out of their way. It was pretty rude, because they weren't even saying "Excuse me," or "Pardon me,".
"What is the meaning of this!?!" Zim furiously questioned the crowd when he made it to the front and stood in front of a few people, still blocking his way. This had gained everyone's attention immediately. "Who are you people? What is that... thing... on your head?"
The last question, he had said directly to a man wearing a hat. The hat was not very ordinary. It was in the shape of a UFO. Narm was exasperated, and he gave up, joining us again. But Zim hadn't.
He pushed this man and was ninety-nine point nine percent away from getting his completely wrecked Voot Runner back, until a very tall and wide woman walked right in front of his path. I'm pretty sure I'd seen her with a man even taller than she was. Before they started kissing, he had called her Trudy.
"Hold it!" Trudy held her hand out. "We are the Children of the Bright and Shining Saucer! We have claimed this downed alien amor ship, and want to share it with all humanity! But humanity must prove itself worthy!" She was speaking to him as if he were a three ano old, very slowly, and stretching out as many words as she could. It was very annoying. Zim wasn't anywhere close to three, and he was even older than us in Irken years than in human years.
"LOVE ship? But that's my... my..." I kind of knew Zim was really in a sticky situation here. He couldn't say it was his because then everyone would know he wasn't human. That'd make everything worse.
But when I thought back on everything that happened between us all, I also knew he was getting something he deserved.
Narm was not thinking what I was though. One moment he'd been back with us, the other, he'd ran straight to Zim's side. He was taking the sidekick thing real seriously, and I was wondering if he worshipped the Tallest as much as Zim did.
Trudy was annoying. That was the truth. But she could be serious. I saw that when she glared down at the little Irken and asked "Your what?"
Zim was also a fast thinker. "Uh, my... dream. To become worthy enough to get close to the... 'love ship.'"
Trudy's seriousness had disappeared and enthusiasm had taken its place. "Wonderful! Our leader is conducting an initiation right now! Starchunk!"
"Initiation? FOOLS! There is none so worthy as ZIIIMM! You've no idea what powers you are dealing with! NO IDEA AT-"
The person that was supposedly Starchunk had brought him into the air. He never finished.
"ZIM!" Narm ran after Starchunk.
Maybe an hora or mais later, we were sitting outside a tent, eavesdropping on the "initiation" that Zim and Narm were going through ("Ahh, so he wants initiation too?" Trudy had said to Zim. Zim had grinned evilly and nodded).
"Now, the final initiation." The leader, whoever this guy was, declared.
We heard various noises and Zim and Narm yelling out in pain once in a while. We were all glad we didn't have to go through this.
"Well, that went wrong." Annie said when Zim and Narm had struggled to walk out of the tent, but couldn't even do it normally. They were that disturbed from the initiation.
Zim and Narm ignored her and the rest of us, as they had started their way back to the group of people.
"Okay, finally." Zim said. We followed him slowly.
"My recovery vehicle!" He gasped and so did we, when we saw the Voot Carrier, the giant floating pig, on another pedestal.
"We've just found a number of alien artifacts near the sight. Truly this is a sign!" Trudy looked at the pedestal with the Voot Carrier proudly, then did the same to other pedestals. However the items on those were normal. One of them was a chihuahua that'd we seen when we were on our "Walk of Doom". That was why Zim screamed when he saw it now.
"It appears to be some form of symbolic greeting! The pig form perhaps represents mankind's pig-like affinity... for... exploration." The old man, who, I guess, refused to believe us last night when we told him Zim was actually a human in a costume, guessed.
Zim gave him the evil eye. His name was Desmond Flapp. Another fact from one of the insane Zim fãs in the group. Like...Desmond the Moon Bear?
Something brought our attention away from Desmond: Trudy curiously looking at a remote control in her hand. It had only one button on it, and we all knew who it belonged to. We didn't even have to look at him.
"Wait, that's-" I started to stop her, but she hit the button before I could get any mais warnings out. The floating pig scooped up its seguinte target, the man standing nearest to it, and kept it in its mouth. Unlike any of us, who would probably have been struggling to get out or screaming for help, the man (who was possibly smiling on the inside of that pig) cheered, " The pig accepts me!"
"Fools!" Zim raced right over to Trudy. "You have no possible idea what power you toy with!"
They were so oblivious and stupid, that was why!!
He took a flying leap and tried grabbing the remote control out of her hands, yelling, "RELEASE THE PIG!" as he pulled and pulled.
"The pig..." Trudy seemed almost in a trance as she swung her arms repeatedly. Since she was holding the remote control, the pig was copying her actions and the man in its mouth was now fearful, as he screamed louder than any of us could scream.
"...belongs..." The pig knocked the railing to the ground as it was now bouncing all over.
"...to all mankind!" It bounced all over. Some people ran away as fast as they could, some stared at it in wonder, and some of were trying to make it stop (I think that the last category was us).
The man was doing faceplants repeatedly, screaming with each and every one. I guess being accepted por a pig has mais cons than pros.
"This is no man-pig!" Zim jumped onto Trudy's head and pushed her over onto her back.
"We knooow, Zim," Sha was close to Trudy and her eyes sparkled the moment she saw Zim do that wrestling-like move.
"Hey!" Trudy winced, the remote control still held tightly in her hands.
Narm walked (yes, that's right, he walked) onto Trudy's legs to keep her down, while Zim got off her head and sat on her stomach.
However from all the fighting, Zim's beard fell off. And then his hat was carried away por the wind. Worst of all, Zim looked to the ground, and one of his worst fears (as was one of ours) was confirmed. On the dying grass, was a contact made to look like a eye.
Alyssa's POV
I gasped with the whole crowd to make it look like I was normal. I AM normal after all, aren't I?
"Alyssa, stop trying to act normal. Face it, you're insane!" Janay placed her hand on my shoulder.
"I AM NOT!" I shouted in her face, but Janay didn't back away or anything. Instead, she grinned and said "You like Justin Bieber!" I couldn't help it! He was the best singer ever and hot. But Niall Horan was hotter. Oh my god. I think I'd die if Niall and I were in the same room together!
"WHAT DOES-"
"Lyss," Michelle shushed me quietly. In front of us, Zim was standing on some lady's stomach. His contact, hat, and beard was gone, and the other contact looked like it was about to fall off in a second! He was sooo screwed!
"What? What?" Zim was atuação like he didn't know that all those things had fallen off, even though I saw him look down at the ground and he then looked like he was going to have a seizure!
To support this show that he was putting on for every human there, he looked around super fast, but that just loosened the other contact all the way and that fell off too!
"The alien! The one I told you I saw!" The old man pointed straight at Zim.
"Hmmm? Where?" Zim touched his antenna, as he acted like he was thinking...
"You idiot!" I could've sworn I heard Narm scold Zim harshly, like a father. "The Irken race is going to be endangered now! Do you know what'll happen to us?!"
As he jumped up and down, his voice getting louder with every word until it was no longer a whisper, Narm's ENTIRE DISGUISE fell off.
The audience gasped loudly again.
"ANOTHER ONE!" The old man exclaimed. "THAT MEANS THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM IN THE WORLD! IN FACT, ANY OF YOU COULD BE ALIENS!"
"N-no!" Narm lied. "I'm not an alien! I'm just a human that's dressed up as an alien that's dressed up as a human!"
"We don't believe yooou..." Trudy was still right under Zim, and looking right up at him in amazement.
"Don't come any closer! Don't try anything on me or I'll... I'll... I'll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!" Zim threatened. So Zim and Sha couldn't mate-WAIT WHY DID I JUST GET THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD? UGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHGUGHUGH! "SHA-HUMAN! RUN!"
He didn't include the rest of us in the sentence! Guess we don't matter, huh?!
Sha, meanwhile, started to run, and Zim dismounted Trudy, and followed, but a group of adults were in their (and our, 'cause we followed them too!) way.
"We're surrounded!" Michelle grabbed my arm, and I grabbed hers, afraid as heck. She was right, because when I turned around there were mais people!
"Alien. Alien. Alien. Alien. Alieeen. ALIEN. ALIEN." The crowd had us all surrounded completely and there was no way out unless we suddenly gained flying powers, which we all doubted would happen (but it'd be sooo cool if we did, wouldn't it?).
The man was still in the pig's mouth. "AHHHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE!" He screamed. But everyone was too busy literally bowing down to Zim and Narm.
"We are your loving servants, oh wise ones!" Desmond was down on his knees bowing repeatedly.
Zim and Narm stared at them all.
"Stand away, you smell like feet! Leave me alone!" Zim tried to back away, but hit Narm's forehead.
"I'm claustrophobic!" Narm lied.
"Fill us with wisdom from another beyond!" A teenage girl that was breaking out all over her face stood up and punched the air.
"Yes, fill us!" The rest of the crowd agreed.
"We're from Earth!" Narm was close to the teenage girl and made his nose touch hers. She screamed a little and held her nose.
That didn't stop everyone though. They moved in closer and closer and we all started pushing and pushing our way out. Thank goodness, I got out. Every girl got out, but Narm and Zim aren't lucky Irkens. One minuto those two idiots were on the ground and the other, they were being carried por a bunch of aleatório humans they barely knew.
We had to go after them!
"We have to go after them." Annie echoed my thoughts. Almost as if she read them...spooky!
"GIR! GIR! Are you there, GIR!?! Help me!" I could hear Zim call gir through his communicator as we were behind everyone.
"BIIRRR!" Narm seemed to be doing the same thing, except with his SIR unit.
Normal POV
The red Ferrari came to a stop. Emmy, not sure how she was keeping in all the jealousy and anger in her, threw the door open and stepped out onto the sidewalk.
"Thanks guys," She said to her supposed new "friends" and turned around. She didn't want to look at them...
GIR happily jumped out of the assento and sipped his SuckMunkey joyfully, waving at all the girls in the car. They giggled romantically back and the car finally drove away.
Feeling uncomfortable, Emmy sat down on the grama in Zim's front yard.
"EMMY! Are yous staying at my master's house with me toniiight?" gir walked over to her.
That made her feel a tiny bit better. She smiled. "Of course, GIR."
"YAAA-OH!" gir took off his dog head and threw it out of his way. His antenna was now projecting a picture of Zim. "HI!"
Emmy moved closer to GIR. The picture was Zim (and Narm) being carried away por a bunch of adults (and teenagers). She wondered how gir didn't seem to even notice.
"GIR, finally! I need your help! I've been captured!" Zim looked worried. And maybe even scared.
Narm cleared his throat twice.
Zim sighed. "We. We've been captured."
"Yaaaay!" gir cheered happily, taking a sip of his SuckMunkey in between. He offered a sip to Emmy, but she declined. "I'm full," She claimed, but really the thought of gir liking anyone but her made her nauseous.
"No, that's bad, GIR." There was a teensy hint of annoyance in his voice. Emmy could understand, he and Narm were in trouble.
"Yaaaay!" gir cheered again.
The poor little robot didn't seem to understand, Emmy figured.
"I need you to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very carefully." Zim was trying not to explode and he thought this would be the best way to get GIR's attention.
GIR looked away, sipping a majority of his SuckMunkey up. Then he looked at Zim. "...What?"
It was going to be a long night.
Alyssa's POV
We had epically failed to get Zim and Narm away from all those people. I kinda knew we'd fail but I didn't want to say so to everyone else 'cause what if they got mad at me or started some long speech?
We were all in a tent. In a row, we stood in front of everyone. Zim and Narm were facing us, sitting on chairs (almost throne-like!). As if they were kings. We all stared at them, because we had nothing better to do (by "we" I meant our gang).
Zim lifted his Irken hand up and the crowd stared even more, if possible.
Narm moved his head. Zim scratched his back.
"Ooooooh!" The crowd moved closer in awe.
"You are the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophesies, told by... Frank!" Desmond's eyes widened to the size of golf balls.
"Yup, told ya he'd come." Frank grinned, matter-of-factly.
"Bless the corns on my toes!" A man slipped off his shoes and socks, holding his toes out, not seeming to care that people around him were slowly backing away.
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE IDIOTS DANG IT?!
Annie's POV
"Excuse me, there has been a mistake!" A manly voice I didn't recognize said.
"Finally." I heard Zim say underneath his breath. "Come on, GIR, come on!"
"BIR'S IN THE SUIT WITH HIM TOO." Narm whisper-yelled to him.
I turned around with the other girls and saw a tall man, that was obviously made of metal but the other idiots didn't know. And seguinte to him was a girl with long wavy brown hair and glasses-Emmy!
"Guys!" Emmy ran over and hugged each and every one of us.
"Where've you been?" I asked.
"I was at a party with GIR," She started and soon she was telling us a story about how she was at a club (that was suitable for her!) with gir and some other teen girls that seemed to flirt with him and so she got as jealous as heck.
"He'll realize," Grace said. She was still pretty dreamy about what happened with Ricky, but hey, she desereves to be happy!
"Who are you!?!" Desmond glanced at gir and BIR's disguise.
"I am government man," The man said in a serious tone. "come from the government, the government has sent me!" He then walked over to Zim and Narm in their thrones.
"Ho ho ho!" He laughed. "These aren't alien life forms! They're experimental government aircrafts!"
Zim and Narm looked very peeved at what gir had just said (I knew gir was doing the voice, even if BIR wasn't here, he'd still be doing it).
"Stop making it so-" Zim nudged Narm. Hard. Narm stopped.
"Shut up!" Zim said in his antenna.
"That's an aircraft!?!" Desmond exclaimed. I guess even he couldn't be fooled por that.
"Fools! What else would we be?" Zim attempted to believe what gir had brought up.
"ROBOTS." Narm smiled at his own idea. Zim nudged him again, this time harder. So Narm nudged him back and soon couldn't stop hitting each other with their elbows.
"WAIT!" Trudy interrupted their physical fight. "What about the floating pig out there?"
"That's a government pig!" The man grabbed Zim and Narm and held both of them. "Well, I have to take everything back to the início base now. Buh-bye." He started to leave and we were close behind...
"Wait!"
We ignored Desmond and walked out of the tent.
"Come on, guys, come on!" Zim ran over to the pig. We made it a few segundos later. Emmy stared at the "government man" as if she was seeing gir through new eyes.
Desmond, Trudy, and that strange man who showed off his toes earlier chased after us.
"Excuse me! How do we know he's REALLY a government aircraft? And how do we know you're REALLY with the government?" Desmond pressed.
"WE JUST ARE!" Rosa snapped.
"Where is that remote...?" Zim was talking to himself.
"I got it." Narm tossed it to him, Zim caught it surprisingly perfectly, and he pushed the only button on it, turning the big into the giant bubble thingy! I don't know if it had senses but it actually got the Voot Runner inside of it and turned into a pig once again.
"Get on people!" Zim yelled to all of us. He sat in the front with Narm and we sat in pairs behind them. I was seguinte to Dani, which was great. Zim had already taken control of the two handlebars in the pig.
"This may be one of the weirdest things we've ever done," I told Dani.
"I know right?...As we all say this show is not normal though." Dani looked down at the ground below her.
"He still has to bless my toes!" The unknown man held out his hand.
"And why should we let you take our discovery?" Desmond shouted stubbornly.
"I like yooooouuuu!" The man squished Desmond's face holding it.
"STOP IT." A very, very deep voice growled from inside the suit.
Zim just had to make the stupid mistake of bumping into this government man's back-extremely hard.
"GIR!" Emmy cried when she saw gir and BIR fall out of the government man's head.
"Bus-ted." Mica uttered.
"It's a government android!" Trudy looked even mais shocked than before.
"He's stealing our alien!" Desmond stood seguinte to her, arms crossed.
"GIR, quickly, ride the pig!" Zim urgently said to him. gir flipped onto Emmy's head.
BIR climbed onto the pig quickly and sat seguinte to Narm where there was room.
Zim started the pig and soon we were flying through the air. These morons were trying to chase after us but the pig was so fast that they missed us. Two aliens, two robots, and twelve girls on a flying pig sure looked strange but if we had all realized this, we didn't say it aloud or think about it twice. It was an experience we'd never had before after all.
We all squealed in delight with gir and we laughed as we swerved around basically every obstacle blocking us.
"...Oh no." Narm stared ahead. "Playground alert!" He pointed.
There was nothing we could do. We went right through the fence, making a hole in it and flew around the kids swinging up and down and then we teared off the bottom of the slide as we hit that and neared a sandbox.
"Oh no, a baby!" Alyssa sadly looked at the baby boy, his thumb in his mouth, looking around blankly.
A man who was probably his father grabbed him and held him close and burped him. That was a close one! Hitting a regular sandbox wasn't so bad, except when we got particles of sand all over us. After that, we got out of the playground and flew right over a lake. We caused ripples as we touched the calm water. As I saw some of the other girls cup the warm water and pour it over their heads, so did I. It felt as serene as it looked. We even got mais water on ourselves as the pig flipped over so we made contact with the water directly. Zim got a bit of seaweed on his face and we snickered at that. Narm laughed the loudest.
Everything was giddy. It was going to be fine...
"Take me with you! Take me with you!" I saw the girl with zits all over her in the lake. More, her reflection.
Alarmed, Michelle said "She's on the pig!"
Zim and Narm screamed and jerked the pig forward, knocking the girl off.
"Come back!" We could hear her beg as she fell into the lake. We saw her soaked head before we looked ahead again.
"Faster my pig! Faster!" Zim kept yanking the handlebars.
"Zim, you're not doing it right!" Narm sighed. "Let me-"
"Silence, fellow Irken, I know what I'm doing!"
"I amor his determination," Sha said from seguinte to Emmy.
"Sometimes it's not all that gooooooood!" Emily's last word was dragged out because we were now above a highway trying to not hit the many cars on it.
"Weeeee hoooo!" gir and Emmy were atuação like they were on a thrill ride with their hands held up high.
After not hitting any cars, the pig got into the air again. It felt much better, we were flying right above the city we had gotten lost in. Not that we were going to get lost this time.
"Finally! We are safe! We're back on track!" Zim smiled, relieved.
And for a dividido, dividir second, everything felt great. Until we saw the bee in front of us...
"OH NO! It's the bee that got us into this mess in the first place!" Rosa shrieked.
"Rosa, it's just an innocent little bee. It won't hurt us." Emmy, confused, looked over at her.
"It's not an innocent little bee, Emmy, you should've been here the first time!"
"NOOO!"" Zim rubbed his eyes as though maybe he was dreaming and he could wake up from this nightmare any second. But the bee seemed to hate us all. It fell into the pig's eye and the eye fell out. Suddenly, the pig was on fire, like the Voot Runner had been.
We were falling down and gir grabbed strands of Emmy's hair, squealing into them. But Emmy looked as afraid as the rest of us. We crashed straight into a roof and hit the floor.
"Ooooh!" We heard voices say, in mais awe than that other crowd had.
"What?!" Zim stood up. Then he looked at the audience. "What?"
While he and Narm and BIR were standing, we were laying down on the stage, all sprawled out. When Emmy sat up, she noticed gir enrolados in her hair. They both squeaked upon seeing each other.
"Uh..Zim...we're in huge trouble." Narm looked at the banner behind us. It said Alien life: fact or fiction?"
"Here we go again."
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Okay, so FOOTNOTE:
This chapter has an excerpt of the Invader Zim episode "Attack of the Saucer Morons". NOT MINE!