Looks like you, don't he, Des? lol Just kiddin'.
MAIN characters:
Charlie
Frankie
Nicole Crenshaw
Granny Smith
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[Frankie sees Granny Smith murder Nicole Crenshaw]
F: *Oh my God!* oi you! [Points]
GS: [Bangs Frankie over the head with a shovel]
[Time Cut]
[Frankie is in a hospital bed]
F: Ow! Where… What happened?
C: I don’t know, you tell me. You were found in an ally, and the Doctor says you got hit over the head with something.
F: I don’t remember that…. I don’t remember anything!
[Time cut]
Psychiatrist: Frankie. Tell me, have you ever had any… strange thoughts? Like, suicide?
F: Suicide? No.
Psychiatrist: Any other strange thoughts?
F: Well, I did plan on blowing up the world. I thought that was normal, but Charlie acted like that was strange.
Psychiatrist: Blowing up the world...
F: Yup. Me and Charlie were gonna live on mars, but then we figured that there would be too many aliens, so I decided that we could blow up mars.
Psychiatrist: … Ok, let’s talk about your amnesia. You’ve been diagnosed with amnesia. How does this make you feel?
F: Um, well I don’t really know. I can’t remember much of anything. I do remember somebody killing somebody else in that ally.
Psychiatrist: Really… What – tell me about that.
F: Well I remember being in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a faca in their hand. That’s the last thing I remember.
[Time cut]
C: Ok Frank. You remember… The Place… don’t you?
F: Yeah.
C: Well they’re gonna keep you here for a while again, ‘kay?
F: Why?
C: Why?! Let me think… Maybe because you told your physiatrist about your “blowing up the moon” plan!
F: But I did see someone kill a girl, Charlie!
C: …Whatever. [Walks off]
GS: [walks up] Hello. Welcome to the Welford Asylum! You must be Frankfurt Mustard.
F: Frankfurt? No. Frankie.
GS: Frankfurt, it says here you are to be put in the Quiet Room.
F: *gasp* Oh no! Not the Quiet Room!
[Time cut]
[Frankie is in the “Quiet Room” in a straight jacket]
F: Help! Help!
GS: [comes in] Calm down, Frankfurt! Now, tell me again what happened in the ally.
F: I told you! I was in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a faca in their hand… Oh wait! [Closes eyes as if thinking] The person with the faca was short. Kinda like you.
GS: Insane child! [Walks out]
[Time cut]
C: You called Sherriff?
Sherriff: We found a body in a trashcan in the ally your friend was in. We think maybe he did see a murder, but he’s insane! Tried to blow up the world! No one can trust him as a witness.
C: Body?!
Sherriff: Yes. She was identified as, a, Nicole Crenshaw.
[Time cut]
C: Frankie? I’ve come to see you but there’s a cop out side so I gotta hurry.
F: Oh, Charlie. I’ve been thinking. Why did you lie to me?
C: Huh?
F: I remembered that that night you said you were at Deliah’s house, but yesterday when you visited you said you were at início that night.
C: Um…
F: And also, didn’t you say that Nicole Crenshaw was your old girlfriend that dumped you for John Wayne?
Sheriff: All right, Charlinus Stottlemeyer, you’re under arrest for suspected murder!
C: What?!
Sheriff: You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to speak anything you say can, and will be use against you in a court of law.
F: Wait no! I didn’t mean…
[Time cut]
[In jail]
F: Charlie! They let me out buddy! Listen, I think I’m remembering who killed that girl! It was an old woman! And I think it’s that mean ol’ Granny Smith!
C: You freakin’ idiot! You got me in here, and then you wanna run around playing detective?! Get outta here! Don’t ever come back!
F: But Charlie! I know she did it! I just gotta prove it…
C: Get out!
[Time cut]
F: [talking to secretary at the asylum] So, you say Granny Smith has a record here at the asylum!
Secretary: Yup. She was in the nutty-bin for 15 years. She tried to kill her husband.
F: What about Nicole Crenshaw?
Secretary: Nicole Crenshaw… [Looks through files] Here. Yup, she was here too, for 5 years. Attempted suicide. She was Granny Smith’s room-mate.
F: I WAS RIGHT!!!
[Time cut]
C: Thanks for getting me outta there Frank. Sorry I was a jerk before.
F: That’s ok.
Sherriff: Frankfurt Mustard and Charlinus Stottlemeyer! You’re both under arrest for… Lying to the police! You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to speak anything you say can, and will be use against you in a court of law!
[Hand cuffs Charlie and Frankie]
F: What?! I didn’t! The files are at the asylum!
Sherriff: No they’re not. Nicole Crenshaw has a record, but not Granny Smith!
[Time cut]
[Charlie and Frankie in the Quiet Room]
C: Help!
F: Help!
C: Help!
[Both take turns yelling “help” for a while]
C: This is getting us nowhere. We need a new plan.
[Both continue to take turns yelling “help”]
GS: [comes in] Hello kiddies. I brought you some cookies.
F: You! You destroyed the records didn’t you?
GS: Maybe.
F: You murdered her!
GS: Yes I know dear. But that’ll be our little secret. [Gets out of view of the camera]
[Freaky fred figglehorn música plays for a while]
GS: [walks past with a CD player] Excuse me.
C & F: What?!
THE END
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Ok. So I used Freaky Fred for my Charlie picture... At least it was ironic! lol
