Koda, Zack, and Sander sat at a lunch table. A pretty girl walked by. Koda smiled and watched.
 "I wouldn't take her início to mother, but I sure as Hell would take her home..."he said.
 Sander laughed.
 Zack stood up."HEY LEGS!!"
 She turned around.
 Koda's eyes widened.."OH SHIT!" he ducked before a faca hit the table. Zack and Sander ran as fast as they could with Koda trailing behind them.

 Sander's wings popped out before he could explain to his friend that he was a fallen angel. His friend fainted. Koda and Zack were laughing their asses off.

 Zack saw a picture of yaoi and screamed his head off. Koda was silent with a 'HOLY SHIT WTF?!?!' look on his face. Koda banged his head against a wall.

As Satsujin read, she heard footsteps approach. She turned her head to see Humatzu frowning. She closed her book.
"What now?"she asked. Humatzu sighed.
"You are needed in Hell. The demons are escaping and the gate guards are trying their best. They are still getting through. You need to go down there and--"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second...You're sending me on a mission...?! For how long?!"Satsujin interrupted Humatzu.
He sighed again."I. Don't. Know...Sometimes these missions take years, decades, even centuries..."
Her jaw dropped. What were Shina and Shendu going to say?!
Humatzu frowned again. "It needs to be done."
Satsujin stood, book in hand (about to hit Humatzu with it), and pinched her arm. She said 'ow' then hit herself in the head with the book. Nope, she's awake.
Humatzu then smiled. "Satsu....


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