Sykes: Hello. Welcome to Disneyland Florida. I’m Sykes and this is Fagin, my helper. He’s always silly. Fagin: I’m never silly, Sykes! I help you! I give you a money! Sykes: Be quiet, Fagin! Fagin: Sorry. Sykes: I’d like you to meet all the other best disney villains. They’re so evil like me. I have a cash and I’ll give a cash to any villain. Fagin: Sykes, the other villains are here! Come in, villains! Gaston: Hello, Sykes! My name is Gaston and I’ve come to get a cash! Sykes: I am so pleased you’ve come to the right place, Gaston. Gaston: You’re the best villain ever, Sykes! Sykes: Thank you, Gaston. Here’s your cash. Gaston: Thank you, Sykes! Sykes: You’re welcome, Mr. Gaston. Jafar: Hello, Sykes. My name is Jafar and I’ve come from agrabah. Would you like to hear the song I sing? Sykes: Of course, Mr. Jafar. Go ahead. Jafar: must admit, Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown, Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of encontro, data
You're only segundo rate!
You think your cat's a meanine,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only segundo rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd amor to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only segundo rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only segundo rate!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping engradado, caixa
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only segundo rate!
Sykes: Bravo, Mr. Jafar! That was the best song you ever sang! Jafar: Why, thank you, Sykes. I must go back to my friend, Abis Mal now. Goodbye, Sykes. Sykes: So long, Mr. Jafar. Maleficent: My name is Maleficent, and I’ll be your husband, Sykes. Sykes: Why thank you, my love. We shall be together and we’ll both be evil. Fagin, set the wedding for us, please. Fagin: OK, Sykes. Here’s your evil wedding, mr and mrs. Sykes: Well, Maleficent, Disneyland Florida is ours. Maleficent: You’re a handsome man, Sykes, and we shall have all the other disney villains in Disneyland Florida.