She wished for him to be safe with the help of Cosmo and Wanda, her fairy godparents!

What did the Fenner Brothers dress up as at the masquerade party?

a chicken-french fries pizza!

What did the beast turn into after his curse was broken?

A Playboy magazine

Who cursed Aurora?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Why did the fairies want to make an old fashioned dress?

Because Pikachu told them to.

What is Mulan's solo song?

I like you, you like me, let's get together and kill Barney.. With a 2 by 4 let's knock him to the floor, no more purple dinosaur.....

What is Genie's real name?

Yoshito Marushi Mali Kuwait Kobe Suzuki Honda Civic Bob

Where did Aurora first meet Phillip?

In Lalaland.

Why did Mulan ran away from home?

Because her parents turned her room into a personal gym

Fill in the blank; Snow White and the Seven _____

Snow White and the Seven Skanks :P

Why did Belle say no to marrying Gaston?

Because he had a big nose.

Why is Radcliffe so fat?

Because the voices in his head told him to eat all the time.

What is Cinderella's dog's name?

Santa's Little Helper :P

Who does Cinderella live with?

Her pimp


Why does Triton smash Ariel's collection?

Because he had roid rage

Does Mulan have a horse?

No, but she DOES drive a Ford Mustang ;)

Why does Tiana like to cook so much?

she doesn't. the magic bananas told her too, or else they would kill her father. BUT THOSE BACKSTABBING BANANAS KILLED HIM ANYWAY! O_O

Why does Jasmine wear a bikini top?

She lost in a bet with the evil robot monkeys!

Fill in the blank: Beauty and the _____

Hoe.

Fill in the blank : Aladdin Return of ________

the Condoms.

What did Snow White take a bite into?

Dopey. Because she's a zombie vampire from planet Zorgon-5 in the Andromeda Galaxy.

How did Pocahontas meet John Smith?

They ran into each other in the X rated video store

What are the 7 dwarfs' names?

an online date site called "cowboys & indians" when they desided to meet for real at the dump.

I wanna be______________I wanna see, wanna see them____________

I wanna be where the trannys are I wanna see, wanna see them pole dancing


Why is Ursula enraged at Triton?

Because he got the part of Annie in the 4th grade when she wanted it

Aurora gets the gifts of what?

Skankiness and pole dancing ability

Why didn't Pocahontas go with John Smith back to England?

She finally had reached her goal: becoming a leader of her skank army.

What did Tiana always wanted to have?

A pizzaria on Saturn.

Prince Eric has a _____ named____

Prince Eric has a lobster named Hughfort Legos the Third.

What did Jafar turn into to fight Aladdin before he wished to be a genie?

A panda called princess mollywolly III


what is the name of Ariel's daughter?

Honey Pickle.

Why is Beast's castle enchanted?

Well, okay, here goes. So one time the Beast was strollin' down the beach when he saw a guy on a surfboard. So he stole the guy's surfboard and started surfing, where he met a whale. He fell into the ocean where his ever wish was granted by a maaaaaaaaaaagical crab. He then got out of the ocean and bought a new park of swimming trunks. Then he went back to his castle and this old lady knocked on the door but she was ugly so he shut her out so she cursed the castle. The end.


How many sisters does Ariel have?

344,678,123

Who was Cinderella modeled after?

Tyra Banks.

In the beginning of Aladdin, what does the merchant try to do?

Sell you his body for money

How did Ursula take Ariel's voice away?

By asking politely.

"I don't know _______, I don't know _______, but I know _________________!"

I don't know how to tell time, I don't know if Ke$ha has a last name or not, but I know to stay away from guys with chainsaws and hockey masks!

Who is Jasmine's best friend?

Sasha Jones, a girl who works at the strip joint down the street from the palace that teaches her sexy pole dancing moves.

"Or do you still ____________________? Just around the ___________"

"Or do you still watch Scooby-Doo? Just around the TV screen in the electronic store across the street from the haunted school"

What is the dwarves' jobs?

Taking care of their bitches.

Do any of the princesses play any instruments? If so, who and what were they?

Jasmine is a professional snarf-blat player.

What is Ariel's home city called?

Jersey Shore, sometimes ifyou look in the background of the tv show you can see toddler Ariel :D

Name all of the seven dwarfs

Skanky, Dope Boy, Sleazy, Gay, Dick, Bitchy, and Nomoshmo.

What is the color of Cinderella's dress?

Rash red! Beast: "Well you shouldn't have been in the West Wing!" What was Belle's response?

"Well you should learn to lose some weight, fatso!!!! "

What is the first song in Beauty and the Beast?

"Single Ladies". What are the names of Ariel's sidekicks?

Dumbassidiot, Freakofnatureretardface, and . . . Bob

What did Grandmother Willow tell Pocahontas to do?

Go punch a rock until her hand broke & come back with a full report!

What is Ariel's daughter's name?

Oprah

Fill in the blank; There must be more than this _________ _____

There must be more than this Ugly Prince

Charlotte wasn't marrying Naveen but Marrying who?