Lyra: Hi Derpy!

Derpy: Hi Lyra!

Lyra: Do you want to come to my house on Saturday?

Derpy: Of course!

Lyra: Great! See ya! (Leaves)

(Dimond Tiara comes along)

Dimond Tiara: Are you Derpy's friend?

Lyra: Yeah.

Dimond Tiara: Do you know that Derpy is offensive?

Lyra: How?

(Dimond Tiara wispers in Lyra's ear)

Lyra: Oh my. Derpy's motha did not name her an inaprpopriate name. (Looking disgusted) Im neva gona talk to her eva again. And im tellig her other friends too. (Leaves)

(Rumors start passing about Derpy)

(Next day)

Derpy: Hi everyone!!!

Lyra: None of us like you and will never talk to you again, stupid....

(drw=dr whooves drpy=derpy)

drw:DERPY!!! COME NOW
drpy: WHAT IS IT!!!
drw:i got an letter to a party of some sort
drpy: wow thats asome doctor!!
drw:i know well we have to pack!
drpy:pack!
drw:yes and when you are done meat me at the tardus
drpy:OK THIS WILL BE FUN!!! (LATER)
drw:well lets go find our party!!
drpy:........(snor)
drw:oh boy... well ill carry you ow ow ok ok i got ya lets go!!!

(in drpys dream)
drpy: oh my! doctor what are you doing!?
drw:drpy i amor you
drpy: oh docter.....
drw:no realy...(goes in 4 a kiss but drpy feals a splash and some pónei, pônei yelling her name?!?!)
drpy:hu docter whats g-......