| Ready to ditch this house of horrors? Oof.... |
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Ready to ditch this house of horrors? Oof. Terrible.
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| (...) chicken soup, we&# 39; ll get him a Martini, make... |
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(...)chicken soup, we'll get him a Martini, make sure he doesn''t kill anybody
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| If you want to get nit- picky about it, I MADE him.... |
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If you want to get nit-picky about it, I MADE him.
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| Because we&# 39; re vampires, Elena. We need human blood... |
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Because we're vampires, Elena. We need human blood to survive.
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| We&# 39; re predators, not puppies. |
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We're predators, not puppies.
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| Back when you two were in amor and it was all... |
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Back when you two were in amor and it was all rainbows and unicorns.
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| Ric, the world can&# 39; t stop just because you&# 39; re an... |
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Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental psycho killer.
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| Sage, my hottest teacher. |
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Sage, my hottest teacher.
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| Easy there, Rebekah. You know, she used to beat... |
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Easy there, Rebekah. You know, she used to beat men for sport.
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| Ah, not unless you count the hate sex. |
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Ah, not unless you count the hate sex.
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| You know what they say. Two&# 39; s company. Three is a... |
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You know what they say. Two's company. Three is a party.
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| You need to observe each other while you&# 39; re... |
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You need to observe each other while you're pining and moping.
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| Own it, live it, amor it. Stop being ashamed of... |
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Own it, live it, amor it. Stop being ashamed of who you are.
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| unless you&# 39; re interested in a Sage- Rebekah sex... |
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unless you're interested in a Sage-Rebekah sex sandwich, I suggest(...)
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| Yes, he was. Hope&# 39; s a bitch, Sage. Get out while... |
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Yes, he was. Hope's a bitch, Sage. Get out while you can
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| I want her. And I want you. |
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I want her. And I want you.
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| I consider Finn untouchable, you guys walk into... |
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I consider Finn untouchable, you guys walk into the sunset together.
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| I told you I&# 39; d save your creepy boyfriend! |
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I told you I'd save your creepy boyfriend!
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| Just making sure the witch didn&# 39; t turn you into a... |
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Just making sure the witch didn't turn you into a toad or a block of salt.
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| Just something to keep the killer in you at bay. |
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Just something to keep the killer in you at bay.
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| You&# 39; re happy, I&# 39; m happy. |
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You're happy, I'm happy.
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| I&# 39; m a philanth- ropist. I make the world a better... |
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I'm a philanthropist. I make the world a better place.
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| Game&# 39; s back on, brother. Let&# 39; s go kill some... |
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Game's back on, brother. Let's go kill some originals
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