I would do that only because he is a pompous asshole and i dont like the little spouse abuser lolage

Laugh and walk away should be an option

haha i agree wif moeexyz but i do not hate edward so i chose this (:

Right through the heart.
>=]

And break my fingers?
lolz.

i actually would barf ON him, then stab him, then yell: "No!!!You're not even a bloody proper vampire!!!If you were Dracula, thats another story.But you?!Hell no!!!" while he is gasping for his final last breath and his eyes roll in the back of his head.

then i would laugh my evil laugh and walk away >:D

hahaha! lmao lovee

Slap him.
Repeatedly.
Then pinch his nose and refuse to let go. When he asks why I'll scream
"STOP BREATHING IN MY FLOWERY, SCRUMPTIOUS SCENT YOUR SPARKLY FREAK!!"

Mrs-grint did i mention I love you you rock out girl but anyway umm I would probably do that as well lovee!!!!!!!

I would more along the lines ask him if he was High or on any other Drugs because why the hell would he ask me out if he could be out flying or something like that... :p

no question mark at all how about runnung him over

hahahahahaha!!! i have never loved Mrs-Grint,kayleebabee and ILuvSweeneyTodd more!! hahaha hilarous!! XD

oh and Frizz for being straight to the point: run him over hahaha!

Say the following: "No thank you. I have a life."

Does anybody know how to contact Buffy??

Then go and make out with Mike, Jacob, or Tyler. You know... whoever's closest :D

Lol kateliness2.

Me: o.o *Blink* You...sparkle?
Edward: *Dramatic romanticness* Only for you, my love...
Me: o.o *Blink* *Projectile vomits in sparklepyre's face*

Freaky basterd

Or just blink at him and walk away.

I wouldn't go that nuts. I'd be like, sure why not.
Let's see if he really is all he's cracked up to be.

Actually, I'd follow the advice of that wise Spanish song that goes "cuatro kilos de explosivos lo mandan directo al cielo", which would translate as "four kilos of explosives send him straight up to heaven". Meyerpires are not immune to fire, are they?

haha lol! stab him!
Nah but I'm a guy...

sarcastic!! id want to konw the others though!

i even have a katana to do it with

Well, stabbing him won't work.
Slapping him would break my hand.
I don't think I would be sick enough to barf.

If he asked me out, I'd put him down nicely. No need to be rude about it, and we can get it over with maturely. I really don't like him, but I don't see the need to be rude if he was asking me that sort of question.