Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have you seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Observer: how long have you been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are you the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do you remember last time you rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*