Demotivational KND Posters

“I heard that at one point in his life, Hades gathered everyone from St. Louis and gathered them up in one room, and no one was spared. Not even the CHILDREN.” Kacey said. She flipped through the pages of her Greek Mythology Book. Kuki screamed loudly and jumped behind Wally.
“Smooth.” Megan said.
“You’re not one to talk.” Kacey said. “You made Hoagie run to the bathroom crying because you rejected him for the eleventy bamillionth time.” Megan shrugged.
“He deserved it.”
Then, a loud bark made them all jump.
“IT’S CEREBUS!” Kacey yelled. “THE GAURDIAN OF HADES’...

7. 7 AM. What sick monster schedules a major event THAT early on a Saturday?
Sectors V and slogged out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. (with Val, Maddy, Minerva, and Wally pulling a wagon with a half-asleep Kiki in it).
"Why can't we be in this olympics thingy?" Maddy asked.
"You guys are a little too young to do it. Numbuh 362 says so." Abby answered.
Kacey yawned and looked at the map.
"Let's see....the cafeteria is on the 3rd floor. Come on guys, let's get breakfast."
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Kiki, Kacey, and Megan looked at the strange green and purple substance that was on their trays....

"so when is any time YOU want?" "i don't know any time i want now go to bed" "go to bed?! we'll get like 2 minutos of sleep!" numbuh 4 tried not to yell but he was loud enough to where numbuh 5 could here him "WOULD YALL KEEP IT DOWN?! numbuh 5 needs her beauty sleep" she started to walk out of his room numbuh 3 was still hiding under his travesseiro "wait numbuh 3 what are you doin in numbuh 4's room at this time of night!?" "uhh numbuh 3 isn't in here what are you talking about? your tired go back to sleep heh heh" he said pushing her out of the room "go to sleep?! I'll get like 2 minutos of sleep!"...

Start TRANSMITION
Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
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Happy
Till...
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Author note: oi people, this is the first chapter for Operation E.I.G.H.T.! I'll be introducing all the characters later on in the story. In this chapter I introduce only one of the characters but don't worry cause all of the characters will be in it soon!!! :)
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It was two in the afternoon, and sector V had finished defeating the Delightful Children from down the lane. (yet again)
"Hey guys, good work today, anybody want pizza?" asked Numbuh one.
"Yeah, course we want pizza, who...

"Like, I'm booooooooooooooooooooored!!!" Minerva whined.
Abby rolled her eyes and sighed for what seemed like the 671,945,832th (YAY aleatório NUMBERS!) time.
"Tough. We're not leaving this place one operative short!"
Minerva scoffed. "Like it makes any difference. I don't really care if he-"
The other operative spun around and pointed a finger in her face.
"YOU are SO asking for it! Yes, I'll admit, he is a putz, but I don't hate him so much that I don't care if he.....y'know....pushes up daisies."
Minerva smirked. "It's cuz you LIIIIIIIIKE him, right?"
She didn't answer.
"I KNEW IT! Abby and Wally,...

Numbuh 86 groaned. There was too much work to be done. She shoved her picture of Wally to the side. She stared at it for a second. The segundo became a minute. She had had a crush on Wally for as long as he’s joined the KND. Numbuh 86 had an idea. She rushed through the file cabinet. She grabbed the one with the ‘Sing-A-Song’ winners of 2010. She read off the first few. Sector F, Sector T, Sector W, Sector H. Sector W? Numbuh 86 almost sprang from her seat. Then, she read more. Sector Q, Sector L, Sector V. Numbuh 86 screamed. She looked around. It was 2:00 in the morning. Of course no...

There was a knock on the door of the Sector V treehouse the seguinte morning. When Kacey opened it, there stood a very happy and energized Valentina....and an extremley cranky and exhausted Kiki. Val skipped off, giggling. Kiki stood in the door way. growling.
"Well, good morning Dracula! What happened to you?" Kacey asked.
Kiki walked in. "DON'T get me started! That little monster kept me up all night!"


Here's what happened: The trouble started once they got back to the treehouse. "I want some maçã, apple juice." Val said.
"We don't HAVE any maçã, apple juice." Kiki told her.
Val threw herself on the floor and...

"now class we have a newish student do all of you remember jimmy?" ms. Thompson said "yes" the whole class said at the same time kinda like the delightful dorks "well lets all give him a 'welcome back welcoming welcome'" ms. Thompson said she obviously had to much coffee this morning "well i'm pleased to be back in such a wonderful class" Jimmy said or should i say mr. kiss-up he always got on the good side of teachers no matter how mean, weird, cruel, creepy or all the things combined he still would ALWAYS make them think he was the awesomest kid in the world (surprised none of the delightful...

it was a normal dia at school for the 5 operatives when the sino for lunch when Kuki shouts "YAY LUNCH!" "I know today they're serving pudding" Hoagie says practically drooling a the thought of pudim "well we'd better hurry up" Abby says hoping not to get stuck with what every body else doesn't eat which they usually do end up having everybody started running because of the thought of getting ANOTHER dia of other peoples scraps including the weird hamburgers but instead of a patty was a weird looking thing that looked like a squid "we're almost there!" says Wally so close he almost hits the...