January- "You are best friends with..."
February- "You swap powers with beside..."
March- "You sing a duet with..."
April- "You get married to ..."
May- "You get asked on a date by..."
June- "You get randomly kissed by..."
July- "You are very close with..."
August- "You vanquish with..."
September- "You orb with with..."
October- "You fall in love with..."
November- "You are haunted by the ghost of..."
December- "You'll have a baby with..."

Now choose the day you were born on:
1- prue
2- cole
3- jason
4- phoebe
5- dan
6- dex
7- jack
8- billie
9- penny
10- patty
11- victor
12- leo
13- wyatt
14- chris
15- piper
16- paige
17- henry
18- coop
19- zankou
20- belthazor
21- drake
22- barbas
23- seer
24- the elders
25- the source
26- leslie
27- sam
28- andy
29- greg
30- darryl
31- brody

Then just create the sentence. Pretty simple.
inspired by the glee spot and sheerika