Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and mais than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to show that children really do give mais of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal anjos da noite for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
#1: THE POKEMON STORY: WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fã fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?
The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the topo, início of the list. The things that...
#1: Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't you gotten it back for me, friend-brother? Johnny: One word: business. Like I told you when you were in there, or were you so busy playing holier-than-thou you started believing your own bullshit? Billy: GET! MY! BIKE! Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2: Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo- Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) YOU GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3: Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
#1: "It's one if you want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if you drop a glass cerveja bottle.. You pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... Or there's also the fact...
Our story begins when the young mare arco iris, arco-íris Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosa, -de-rosa mare.
RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.
PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! You made it!
#1: Hershel: Just tell us what this is. Please. Phillip: It isn't personal. Hershel: Than what is it? Phillip: Michonne, I want you to know... Penny, my daughter, she was dead. I know that know. Now, I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt anyone. I need the prison, that's it. There are people I need to keep alive. You two are gonna help me take it. No one needs to die. Michonne: I'm gonna kill you. Phillip: No, you won't. Michonne: I'm gonna take my... Hershel: Stop it. You want the prison? Phillip: Yeah. And I will take it as peacefully as I can. Hershel: Governor... Phillip: Don't...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a favorito character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
#10: LUCY: I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is. Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind. And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air. leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!". It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..
#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN: I amor this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...
POSSITIVES: * Satisfying battles * Often unpredictable * Has lots of "deep" means behind it..
NEGATIVES: * Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book.. * strange Oprah música at times * Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and lost my respect * It's downright confusing sometimes * It often feels longer than it is..
I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.
Thir defiantly intense.
Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.
#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd you leave the toilet assento up? Peele: cadela, puta WHY WAS YOU LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do you even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Anderson: Please support the official release, you protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. You know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: You do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...