#1: "It's one if you want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if you drop a glass cerveja bottle.. You pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... Or there's also the fact...
“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”
There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arco iris, arco-íris department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual as cores of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arco iris, arco-íris pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.
SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)
Saten: *drunkily* H oi aguardente de maçã AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something? Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week. (Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear aguardente de maçã wasn't completely comfortable with it.) Saten: I I amor you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY! AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a favorito character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even Londres bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. Londres Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do you know what my topo, início three favorito things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. segundo is Nazis. Can you guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: you will witness what happens what here today, and you will will speak of it later.. Except you won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE: This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is. By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape, and I usually know what I'm getting myself into. Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me. But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT leitura this story, ever!
#9: MR HANKY: It's sad that I have to put South Park on this list. But as Cartmen says "a talking poo is where I draw the line".