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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman colina in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered por diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete said he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do you think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well you are not on lunch break yet, get your bunda back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do you hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do you look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, you guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't you eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the sanduíche *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told you not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a ano ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have you been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't you just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: You all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of you need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do you do that?
Pete: You got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. You can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your dia off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a encontro, data with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have violão, guitarra practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But you said you were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. You two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are you ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to mover the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: You seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled por a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your amor for steam, but you talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do you mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the topo, início instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: You two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal you passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before you can have your dia off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
seguinte morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts atuação like Gordon.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman colina in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered por diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete said he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do you think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well you are not on lunch break yet, get your bunda back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do you hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do you look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, you guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't you eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the sanduíche *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told you not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a ano ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have you been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't you just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: You all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of you need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do you do that?
Pete: You got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. You can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your dia off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a encontro, data with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have violão, guitarra practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But you said you were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. You two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are you ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to mover the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: You seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled por a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your amor for steam, but you talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do you mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the topo, início instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: You two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal you passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before you can have your dia off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
seguinte morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts atuação like Gordon.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say
"I told you so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This show is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The show is an asshole.
But that would lead too him say
"I told you so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This show is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The show is an asshole.
So.. Here's another review..
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This show has kind of animation.. All animê have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This show has kind of animation.. All animê have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I amor you Todd..
Anyway.. The show is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, seguinte week cadastrar-se me for the conclusion of season 1..
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I amor you Todd..
Anyway.. The show is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, seguinte week cadastrar-se me for the conclusion of season 1..
sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion or something.
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the show becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
Or even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the show becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
Or even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)