Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear you up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: oi Ty? Who you think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set por our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. You heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome you freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: You think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask you something? Did YOU have to live the rest of your life with your best friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So you can take your god damn denunciar and shove it up your ass... And let me tell you something else.. You did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that YOU created... So you live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how you like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few segundos were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe you want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, you WISH you had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are you such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) you oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A segundo CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his segundo chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his segundo chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pónei, pônei as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn por ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pónei, pônei as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn por ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega fã fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pónei, pônei brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pónei, pônei ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems seguro is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pónei, pônei brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pónei, pônei ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems seguro is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
