Books can be used for many things, not just for reading. In fact, I have created a list for the many uses of books.

1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.

2. Chuck it at things, like your friends or a river. Perhaps you can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book you roubou from the twelve year-old fangirl seguinte to you or your own copy of Harry Potter that you had a better version of anyway. Either or is perfectly fine.

3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity por actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, or did you sneak in? You cheeky monkey.

4. Make people think you're intellectual por holding one to your face.

5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride

Don't yourself to reading, my friend! Books have oh so many uses! If you have any more, post them in the comments below.