posted by emmagossipgirl7
GG: the upper east siders have got there alcohal and pizza and ready to start the war or dares. let the battle commense...
(Van der baixo apartment)
on the sofa is serena, nate and eric. chuck is on the single chair and blair is on his knee.
B(Blair): who wants to go first?
C(Chuck): i'll go first.
S(Serena): well then blair you can think of a equally bad dare to him because of the dares that he comes up with.
E(Eric): what dares does he come up with?
N(Nate): you'll see.
B: ok chuck truth or dare?
C: dare of course.
B:(blair's smile widens) i dare you to go outside and flash the good people of manhattan.
C: easy waldorf.
B: listen bass. pants have to be around you ankles for a good minute.
C: maybe the mais you drink the mais creative you'll get.
(Chuck goes out of the aprtment and down to the front of the hotel. they all watch from the window as chuck does his dare. after one minuto he comes back up)
C: i told you easy.
B: your turn to dare someone bass.
C: truth or dare serena?
C: is it true that you are georgina sparks kissed.
B: baixo thats crazy.
S: no its true.
C: what? i made that up.
S: its true. me and georgina were drunk and two guys told us to make out and we did.
(they all laugh)
S: my turn. eric truth or dare?
S: i cant believe im going to ask this but is the rumors on gossip girl about you not being a virgin true?
E: (looks a bit embarresed) yes its true.
B: way to go E.
E: ok nate truth or dare?
E: i dare you to kiss chuck.
B: little furgão, van der woodsens learning.
N: im not beijar chuck. no offense chuck.
C: well to bad im deeply offended. (laughs) but you do know what it means when you dont do a dare.
B: S can you think of a suitable punishment?
S: well maybe for everyones first torcher we should go easy. so he has to sit in a bath of ice cold water for ten minutes.
N: thats easy.
C: butt naked. prepare to lose your balls.
B: i'll get the ice.
E: i'll fill the bath.
S: or you could still do the dare and be a man.
(Chuck, blair and eric laugh)
B: yes it is just a dare. unless you have a thing for chuck and thats why your scared.
N: fine i'll do the dare.
C: i was looking progressivo, para a frente to him frezzing his balls off.
(Nate kisses chuck and the others burst out laughing)
E: that wasnt a proper kiss.
N: you didnt set any rules. my turn. chuck truth or dare?
C: i've done a dare i choose truth.
N: is it true that you fell in amor with blair straight after you slept with her?
C: now you could of came up with something better than that. of course it's true.
B: aww i amor you bass.
C: i amor you too waldorf.
S: blehhhhh. now can we get back to the game lovebirds?
C: blair truth or dare?
B: dare obviously bass.
C: my lucky day. i dare you to make out with serena and it has to be one full minuto waldorf.
B: fine but this means war chuck.
(Blair and serena make out for a minute)
C: how was your kiss?
B: she was better than you.
C: really? i find that hard to believe.
B: go get mais alcohal bass.
S: yeah we're sobering up por the minute.
(The seguinte day)
blair and chuck are lying on the floor. eric's lying with his head in the sink with vomit in his hair. serena lying on the single chair that has tipped over and nate lying across the cozinha counter. blair is only in her saia and bra, serena in her slip. and the guys are in their boxers. blair wakes up first.
B:(Puts on her top)serena wake up.
S: hmm what? uhhh my head hurts.
B: you should put on your clothes before i wake up chuck (Laughs quietly) it's the only reason i woke you up first.
S: thanks B. (gets dressed) what happened last night?
B: well im guessing from the cards all over the place and the fact that we were all missing items of clothing we played strip poker.
S: when did we stop playing dares?
B: well we stopped around the time when eric vomited up alcohal and pizza and decided to play a game of drinking snakes and ladders.
S: what's that? (Serena put on the kettle)
(Chuck enters the kitchen)
C: it's a game me and nate found recently and have been dying to try out. go up a ladder you tak one shot, go down a snake you take five. whoever wins gets a victory drink and the people who lose take as many shots as possible until they be sick.
B: again eric vomited first.
S: who won?
C: nate. where do we keep the pots?
S: in there (Points to a cuboard)
C:(takes out to pots) any of you with bad hangovers might want to cover your ears.
(blair and serena both cover their ears and chuck bangs the two pots together above nate's head)
N: What? stop banging the pots together.
C: why do you have a hangover?
B: aww poor nate cadastrar-se the club. im going to wake eric.
C: do you want the pots?
B: no eric is new to this. plus he has vomit in his hair. it's a sad possible side affect of being drunk.
S: who wants coffee and who wants to explain when we decided to play strip poker.
B: chuck asked us who wanted to play you, nate and eric agreed but i didnt. the you convinced me to play.
S: why did eric want to play?
N: he had never played before.
C: he cant say that again.
B: eric wake up. (Shoves him)
E: what happened?
B:(Giggles) well you got drunk and now your going to get a chuveiro because you have vomit in your hair.
E: my head hurts.
C: side effect of getting drunk. obviously serena got it worse.
S: no i didnt. i never through up once.
C: serena how much of the night do you remember?
S: not alot why?
C: you were sick in that vase over there and when eric vomited and passed out in the sink you vomited on his head. clearly por not remembering the night it is also a side effect.
E: how do you remember everything?
B: chuck's an experienced drinker. he drinks in the middle of the day. he has scotch for breakfast.
N: it's true. he asked for scotch in a cafe once.
S: i remember that.
C: it's a suprise you remember who you are the ammount of alcohal you had.
E: im of to clean serena's vomit out of my hair.
S: sorry eric.
B:(Laughs) last night was fun. the bits i remember. the weird thing was you all were in you underwear while i only had lost my top.
N: one: you kept winning. two: as soon as you took off you topo, início you and chuck practically had sex on the floor over there.
B: i dont remember that. (laughs)
C: i do. it was fun. you were also wearing my scarf around your head.
S: i remember her wearing that.
C: congradulations you remember something.
(Serena poors a bit of hot water on his pants)
C: are you trying to burn my balls off.
S: yeah. stop being so sarcastic. or i'll call you dan humphrey.
N: she's calling war.
(Blair and serena look at each other)
B: your room now.
(They run and the boys chase them chuck get blair before she get in and nate finally get serena)
S: daja vu.
B: only this time it's better.
B: because im with you and serena's with nate. it's the way it's suppose to be.
S: we should take another picture.
N: why do you two always insist on pictures?
B: because memories.
C: ah yes the memory of the dia we all got drunk off our asses.
S: just shut up and let us take the picture.
(takes the picture)
B: i amor the fact that we have been friends since kindergarten.
S: and nothings going to change that.
GG: aww fun night for our favourite upper east siders. the non-judging breakfast club from kindergarten to college. nothings going to change their friendship. S couldnt be mais wrong. only one tiny little thing could mess up the friendship. and knowing you upper east siders it wont be long till that happens. au revoir for now. you know you amor me. xoxo. gossip girl.
sorry if this ones crap. i just wanted to do it as sort of history repeating its self only they think its better. the seguinte one might break up the non judging breakfast club so thats why i did it.
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