Snape:
Make him Happy:

1. Tell him that James Potter was recently sent to Azkaban for a life sentence

2. Convince him that it would be possible for him to travel back in time and relive his school days as a popular member of a cool gang

3. Destroy all of the Shampoo and personal hygiene products within a ten-mile radius of him

4. Make him the Defense Agaisnt the Dark Arts teacher and approve of Capitol Punishment

5. Give him a front row assento at Sirius Blacks conviction, and permission to personally hand him over to the Dementors


Bellstrix Lestrange:

1. Convince her that Lord Voldemort is madly in amor with her

2. Destroy all Hairbrushes and combs within a ten-mile radius of her

3. Make Mudblood and Muggle hunting legal

4. Make sure that people tell her all their misfortunes, so she can have a good laugh

5. Have Voldemort send her on a top-secret, highly dangerous mission for him

6. Gift her with Lord Voldemorts most prized possesion

Lucius Malfoy:

1. Give him the oppourtunity to personally fogo Arthur Weasley from his job

2. Compliment his hair

3. Have Lord Voldemort give him his wand back and use someone elses house as headquarters

4. Convince him that he can buy himself the job of Minister of Magic because of his riches

5. Give him the opportunities to commit mais crime and increase his wealth

6. Get him back into Lord Voldemorts good graces

Fenrir Greyback:

1. Destroy all personal hygiene products within a ten-mile radius of him

2. Give him a lifetime supply of fresh meat

3. Brand him with the Dark Mark and induct him into the Dark Lords inner circle

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