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Sorry everybody. I don't mean to wise guy. I just feel like venting somewhere about stuff that doesn't matter. Just to keep my fingers typing.

Are you serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a gold mine there? That shows you how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fã and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.

I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest fãs I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn batman into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and popular and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What you do is look at each frame one por one. In your head you don't just have batman -- you have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with batman whether on screen or not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?

My client the 3:10 to Yuma man himself would have loved to NOT flip out on McG's friends from the old neighborhood as they obstructed his view going about their business directives for McG was which was to close in on the shot so hard it gives us all headaches from how out-of-focus it is OR when it moves a bit and disappears from the screen completely and we can't follow it. Christian "Now That Boy Makes Some Good Films" Bale is about to have his career sidemarked for simply being polite 99% of the time about the fact that Legoland is remaking Terminator. And you know who was there in the scene with Bale when he snapped on Shutter-Speed Boy? BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD!! Un-pregnant, re-vamped, just like our imaginations. Spider-Man 3 she got pregnant that's why she was dressed in harsh black with Nikes when they went to the heh-heh "jazz club". That girl could make anyone turn into a teenage boy trying to prove he's not a nice guy.