- not being able to tell if there is a aranha running down your leg or just a drop of sweat
-hanging out with the squad at the shopping centre because your parents won’t let you use the air con
-the water is the same temperature regardless of whether you use the “hot” or “cold” tap
-your comida staple is not rice, but ice
-catastrophic fogo danger warning
-going to the cinema and buying tickets to 4 filmes just so you have a reason to stay there all day
-waiting for your zooper doopers to freeze overnight
-you decided to go to Bondi and it’s extremely overcrowded, but the de praia, praia is too hot...
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