Okay, that’s it. I’ve had this bottled up so long, that it’s finally overflowed. My hatred for shippings. So, I’ve finally decided to write this artigo of my topo, início 5 hated shippings…oh, and it’s guest-starring J666. So, enjoy. 
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I bet you sick bastards ship Nightmare X Siegfried. Anyways, I don’t really have much to say about this one other than it being incest, and it doesn’t bother me too awfully much as the others, because it’s not really as popular. But still…I’m highly disappointed in you guys as a fellow Soul Calibur fan.

#4- Itachi X Sasuke (Naruto)
ANOTHER INCEST. Seriously? I like yaoi, but not incest yaoi. And what really irks me is that this is actually pretty flippin popular…seriously? What is wrong with all these people? “Oh, they’d make a cute couple. What’s this? They’re brothers? Who gives a damn! I watch Game of Thrones all the time!” I bet that’s what all the fat 40 year-old guys and emo 15 year-old girls that support this shipping say. Welp, I guess we should all just ignore the fact that they’re brothers and that they always try to kill each other…oh, and that they scarcely even see each other. You dumbass shipping enthusiasts need to get a goddamn life. This is terribly stitched together…you need to go to a sewing class, guys.

#3- Rin X Mephisto (Blue Exorcist)
One day, I was on google Images, looking up my favorito character, Mephisto Pheles, for my perfil picture. I scroll down once, ONCE, and instantly find pictures of Rin and Mephisto almost making out, making out, or…worse. They’re both the sons of Satan…they’re half-brothers. SEROUSLY? WHAT’S WITH ALL THE INCEST SHIPPINGS?! Not to mention that this would be illegal! Rin is underage! He’s fifteen! And Mephisto is probably, like, fifteen…hundred. SERIOUSLY? I don’t know how popular this shipping is among Blue Exorcist fans, and por god, I hope it isn’t really popular…what is wrong with these people? …I don’t even…I just…poor Mephisto-kun…

#2- Soul X Maka (Soul Eater)
Oh yeah. I have a LOT to say about this one. For one, it’s so amazingly popular, even though it’s a shitty pairing. Who gives a damn that they’re weapon and meister?! They already argue a lot, so image how much of a damn tragedy it would be if they were a couple! Besides, if you were to read the goddamn mangá of Soul Eater, you’d probably notice that Black estrela has eyes for Maka! He’s always defending her and trying to make her happy, and they don’t even spend as much time together as Maka and Soul. And I’m not hating on this shipping as a loyal fangirl to Soul, I’m hating on this shipping for being extremely stupid! You guys who support this shipping sicken me! Well, I can’t think of anything else to say about this, so I’m letting J666 get his say in. What do you have to say, J? Well Aqua-chan, it pleases me that you would ask my opinion of this. Well, me being me, myself, and I, HATE the Soul X Maka shipping. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! YOU DESPERATE, DEPRESSING, LIFELESS HOLES OF SADNESS! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP NAILS AND RE-EAT THEM THEN CUT THEM OUT OF MY STOMACH! AHEM, but back to the shipping. The Soul X Maka shipping would not work out, you people just think, “OH, look they live together and are partners! I should ship them.” Their bond is mais like a brotherly and sisterly bond than a girlfriend and boyfriend bond. And with them being partners, it’s not like they chose to be partners because they like each other. No they’re partners because their souls match up, at the beginning of the story they hate each other. And also before I go I have to agree with you, Aqua, about BlackStar liking Maka even in the damn animê he shows interest in her but you inconsiderate shippers hate BlackStar. A message to you damn shippers STOP composição literária UP STUPID SHIPPINGS AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF TO animê OR WHATEVER YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME! Well that’s all I have to say thank you Aqua and bye~ Oh and SOUL X BLACK STAR! SOUL X BLACKSTAR ALL THE WAY!
Well, that was long, but thanks, J. :3

#1- Kid X Crona (Soul Eater)
This…I just…RAAAAAAGH!!!! *flips over escrivaninha, mesa and cuts it into bits with a chainsaw* Okay, okay…sorry, just my rage level gets extremely high whenever I even think of this shipping.
Okay, so for one thing, in both the animê and manga, Kid and Crona hardly interact at all. Not to mention, Kid would and does frighten Crona. The only person that is kind and talks to Crona is Maka. So if anything, ship THEM. (Never mind. Please, no mais shipping) Also, in the manga, when they’re (WARNING: SPOILERS) fighting Crona on the moon, Kid literally says he’ll kill Crona to restore peace to Death City. Besides, some people say they hate yaoi, then turn around and ship Kid and Crona, even though there’s a 50 percent chance that Crona is also a boy. And what really gets me, is that the biggest reason they’re shipped is—wait for it—Kid pats Crona on the shoulder. Yeah, that’s stupid. You guys are just so desperate for a shipping, that you seize the first chance you get to ship someone. You guys confuse and anger me. Now, go and cry into your travesseiro if you’re offended por this.
So that’s it.
That’s all I have to say for this. Now go run along and play with your friends or something instead of leitura this crappy article…