Light: Hello, I name is Light Yagami, and I kill people….. let me start over
(Please Stand By)
Light: Hi, I’m Light. I kill people- Goddamnit
(Please Stand By)
Light: Hi, I am Light Yagami. I like murder- FUCK
(Please Stand By)
Light: I’m Light Yagami. That’s all you need to know. End of story.
Intro:
linkLight: (Looking out the window when he see’s a notebook fall from the sky) …… The hell is that? Mr. Teacherman, may I be excused
Teacher: NO!
Light: ‘Kay
(After class)
Light: (Picks up the notebook) OOOOOHH! A depressed emo’s diary. I wonder what’s insi- (Opens book) There’s nothing...
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