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I know this doesnt relate to Alpha and Omega but I thought some of you might want to read this funny joke online. I didnt post it on the mural because its too long.

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She...
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Name: Eben Blackwood
Age: 6 years old
Species: Western Tan wolf {from his mother}
Allergies: Peanut butter, Any type of Peanuts, Poison Ivy, Bee stings, And of course Pollen
Medication: Two epypens one for a reaction to peanuts the other for bee stings.
Some important medical records: Has an under developed bladder Its getting better but he cant have anything to drink before bed or he'll have an accident, Has broken wrist from falling in the kitchen so he has a cast on for the next 2 months.
Bio: He is very well behaved cute and mostly happy unless he has and accident he crys and shakes violently and screams for his mommy but other then that he lives a normal live he goes to kindergarten has friends and usually get what he want or his way and he is a happy kid.
VERSE 1:
see the dark black wings in the night
and the death she brings through the light
she belongs in hell and its fires
sound the dying bell, job for hire

VERSE 2:
see her cut your throat
were your soul as a coat
this is when you die
take you for a ride, time to fly!!!!

chorus:
the angel!
who takes the dark
and puts out your spark
and you
DIE!
angel...of.....darkness!

BRIDGE:
the dark!!!!
the look in her killing eyes
savage fear in you will rise
the kill of the angel!

VERSE 3:
see her dark black wings in the sky
they shake your blood and then you die
feathers sharp and in your face
she can put you in your place...
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posted by REDWolfleader
After I put the monopoly game away, We watched TV.
And then my dad came home. Me and my dad played playstation. A few hours later,
"Ok buddy it's 2100 hours...let's go to bed."
"But dad..."
"No buts I have to wake up early in the morning for school."
"Okay."
"Goodnight kiddo."
"Goodnight dad."
"Goodnight Kate."My dad pated her back
"Goodnight Mr. Boyd!" Me and Kate went to our room and I closed my door so we could watch TV and fall asleep. And Kate slept beside me. She fell asleep after a minute... And I stayed up for a while and watched TV. After an hora or so I fell asleep.
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Source: disneyscreencaps.com
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