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(dont take it down, the slightest of adult references effecting sleep of other wolves)

All was quiet in jasper the exact mês after the metal festival and the sharp quick ending of humphrey and Kate's segundo honey moon. The sun rose over the valley, like a shield protecting all who dwelled within with its special burning light. Humphrey awoke from his cama seeing kate underneath his body, peacefully breathing, eyes fluttering as she dreamed. A few laughs, giggles and gafauls came out as she lye there unaware of Humphrey's wonderment as to what she was dreaming about.

Feeling great in himself humphrey wondered outside onto the "patio" like antro, den balcony sat down and took his first deep breath of the day; inhale! exhale! Humphrey stood watching his territory, being the leader of the pack was no easy task but managable with kate por his side.
Humphrey looked back round to see kate lying on her back, staring at Humphrey in a playful way.

Humphrey: "morning kate, my amor and my sunshine" he said with a smile. "i didnt mean to wake you so early"

kate: "thats ok, im glad you did, the caribou are migrating again so i need to be up ready and early." she said whilst getting quickly up and running outside onto the balcony to cadastrar-se humphrey.

kate sat down right seguinte to humphrey, their shoulders bracing each other symbolising to the lobos the unbreakable bond and amor of a commited and enduring relationship. kate rested her head on humphreys shoulder. Humphrey looked down at kate with loving, caring eyes, thinking to himself again about how lucky he was that everyhting turned out the way things did....and thats when his thoughts turned to what could of happened if things turned out different.

(VISION)
Humphrey could see it all, all the differences that could have been if kate said "I DO" when garth tried to marry her for the good of the packs. Humphrey could see the exact same morning, the exact same beautiful sun rise, the exact same jasper park, except this time he was alone near the river, staring longingly at his own reflection glancing round to the antro, den leader balcony yearning at kate as she sits there with garth, paw in paw. The soft wind blowing softly through the valley as peace reighned supreme. Humphrey sees himself crying endlessly into the river. Finally he can no longer face life and from the edge of the cliff the seguinte morning from the enbankment looking onto the river he takes one long angonizing howl and jumps to his raging watery death despite his family and friends cries, desperate to end it all.
(VISION END)

Humphrey was pleased as hell this was only a dream or a vision other wise all would be as the vision had prophesised, coração break followed por a fresh selection of death choices ending with the big sleep.

Lilly (kates sister)and Garth (her alpha husband) stood exactly the same as kate and humphrey from their leaders antro, den over looking the valley as well. Both were looking onto their territory watching the morning unfold, watching the lobos wake from their slumber, watching as the water glimmered in the sun light.

Garth: "MORNIN YOU TWO!" he shouted across to kate and Humphrey.

Lilly: "is it me or is my sister seriously in need of some mais sleep than shes getting, she looks so tired" she said concerned

Garth: "yeah, well its not as though they have no clue why they are so tired, i mean the whole valley can hear them and what theyre doing at night, were all not getting much sleep but at least they like the reason why, for us its the shouting, moaning and screaming of "OH HUMPHREY MORE!" and "HOWL FOR ME BITCH"! i mean....we never do that!"

Lilly: "We should, haha, but of course, you know what would happen to you if you called me a cadela, puta right? even in the moment! i would cut off your balls with one claw and eat them later with a side of fresh amargo, amarga berries and a carribou leg for dessert."

Garth: "0-0.....really?!"

Lilly: "hahaha NO i was only joking! but seriously one thing i never want you to do is ask me to cry while doing it and to beg you to stop while you hold me down."

Garth: "(to himself) FUCK! i was looking progressivo, para a frente to that (To lilly) ok hun what ever you say."

Eve and winston (the retired pack leaders of whom parented lilly and kate) are still in bed, sleeping off some vodka, vodca a passing truck left behind, the fall on the pavement knocked the tops off and winston and eve just started drinking. hangovers are difficult to come por if its your first and especially if you are a wolf. They awoke having the best nights sleep they have had in a while due to obvious reasons.

Eve: "winston! My God what is that pounding in my head! i feel like ive been run over and just for fun the devil let me live!"

Winston: "I KNOW WOMAN! just please! dont shout! my head feels like a tent peg thats been used mais time than an asian hooker!"

Eve: " at least we had a better nights sleep than over the past two weeks"

Winston: " some of the things i hear from their den, some of the things they do make me feel sick! some of those things humphrey must be doing to my daughter!"

Eve: " OH cool it winston! we did those things ourselves, leave her to have fun, we only live once!"

Winston: "your right again i suppose!"

Eve: "is it me, or am i seeing things?"

Winston: "like what?"

Eve: "i see a pato standing at my antro, den door!"

Paddy is a english pato prone to golfing with marcel the ganso and three illegitamate porcupine triplets.

Paddy: "good morning ma'm, lovely dia isnt it.....my you two look worse than my 3rd wife (to winston) she had 3 missing tail feathers and a crooked bill, i never lived that one down."

Eve: "what do you want paddy! im hungover! and im hungry! if your not quick with your answer youll be my seguinte meal!" she growls

Paddy: "ok....sorry! (To winston) is she on her period?"

Winston: "no, shes way too middle aged for that, midlife crisis if anything, always wanting to try new things lately, she tried tying me up just yesterday morning" he wispers in secret

Eve: "WHAT WAS THAT!?" she growls

Winston: "just telling him to be quicker with his answer honey" he says trying to calm her down

Paddy: " i came to give you a weather report, the sun is beaming over jasper but i must warn you there is a thick ghostly looking fog coming in from the north, itll hit in about 4 hours time"

Winston: "another one! im too old for this shit!"

paddy: "youd better let everyone know to stay in their dens, its not the adult lobos but the pups im worried about sir, even in jasper its not seguro with a mist about, what with reported ghost sightings of dead pack members and that urso that escaped from idaho zoo yesterday i think itd be wise to warn everyone to stay inside." paddy exclaimed

Eve: "as i said im hung over, were retired so its not our job anymore, so why tell us?! tell humphrey or garth or someone else who gives a damn!" she growls as she lies back down to sleep again

paddy: "(to winston) are you sure about that period thing sir?" paddy says worringly

winston nods assuringly

Paddy: "ill go tell them now sir and ma'm, bye bye and have a nice lye in"

Paddy flew quickly over to garth and Lillies first. this was no typical morning in jasper.
posted by katelover14
Adrien's POV

It must have been morning when I woke up I hurt all over. I scratched my eyes but my right one suddenly hurt because I just clawed it with something. After I sorted It out my vision cleared and I looked at my hands…They weren't hands they where paws, and when I poked my eye I must have scratched it with my nail. When I tried to stand normally I just fell backwards, so I stood on all fours. Then I felt something new I turned my head as much as it would and saw a tail. Then It scared me I've turned into a lobo for some odd reason. I looked around and suddenly saw lobos standing...
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"i still amor you humphrey" "well guess what alpha cadela, puta i don't'' "lily went up to garth flipped him off and kicked him in the tummy anout ten times and knocked out his air. "lily please i could explain evrthing" " whisper it to me garth" " huh garth im so sorry about everything let's get back together" they made out for about twenty minutes. "humphrey i could explain" " explain it to me" "oh kate is sorry let's get back together" humphrey picked up kate put her on his back as garth did to lily they got on a train. After so much howling and making out they go tired. wok up at canada got off the train they all got backed pawed por eve. then they lived happily ever after.



THE END
posted by trueshadowwolf
Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks
"Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a futebol ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY bunda IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a árvore Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate said confuseingly. "Humphrey.......
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WARNING: THE artigo YOUR ABOUT TO READ IS BLOODY VIOLENT. And strong language.

Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, bunda wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey...
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(A/N sorry for the delay but hopefully you'll forgive me so lets see what happens!)

"Lilly these past few days have been fun and I.... I think l like you." 

"Aww thanks I like you to!!"said Lilly 

"No Lilly I mean I think I amor you."said Humphrey looking down.

"oh..... Ive been wanting to tell you something to .....umm I kinda like you to."said Lilly with a grin on her face.

"Really?!" said Humphrey as his eyes widened and a smile on his face.
"Yeah... So what do we do now?" asked Lilly. "I think we should keep walking and just have fun ya know?" 
Said Humphrey with a smile still on his face.
As...
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 janice
janice
A few weeks after the birth, Janice was walking to Brian and her secret meeting place. She did not know that she was being followed por Moonlight.
When she reached Brian she kissed him and then nuzzled him as always. brian kissed her and nuzzled back, "I'm glad to see you. Our pups have been doing well. They are growing and are getting bigger all the time." Janice laughs, "I can't wait to see them again. But Moonlight keeps insisting I stay closer to him." Brian looks around, "I hope he didn't follow you here." Janice looks scared, "I hope he didn't!"
Moonlight was smirking and watching from...
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Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the sofá and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine seguinte to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...
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posted by trueshadowwolf
it was the first dia of summer and humphrey and his friends were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH YOU WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.

*FLASH BACK*

shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"...
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 Kate visiting Winston's grave
Kate visiting Winston's grave
The morning after Kate's father had died, Kate decided to visit his grave all por herself. Her and Humphrey had not yet told their son and daughter, Christie and Dennis, that their grand father had passed away, so Humphrey was in charge of telling them while Kate was away.

While Kate was walking to her dad's grave, she thought to herself, 'Wow, it's been such a terrible ano with death, first Tony(he died of old age), then Garth(he died in a hunting accident along with two other wolves) and now Winston'.

Finnaly, she had gotten to her destination, her father's grave. She went a grabbed a...
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As of this morning, Sweets, Tesla, and Jeena are in Jasper. After talking most of the night last night, Sweets, Jeena, and I decided that they need a break from the Human World, so they can remember (and in Tesla’s case, learn) what it is to be a wild, free wolf. There was nothing said as to when, or even if, they might come back here with me to stay. Sweets and Jeena were pretty disgusted with the things that have gone on in about the last month, so they said they wouldn’t be in any hurry to come back. To quote Sweets “I’d rather eat amargo, amarga berries in Jasper, than eat bife in the...
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Though I heard a growl coming from the room on the right I went in there, I was hoping it was just a rato or maybe running water from the mote.
I trotted into the room.. I shouldn't have been so happy with myself, I was so ignorant at this point I ignored all the dangers that could have been around.
I looked around the room, I saw ropes and blood.
"What could that be.." I said quietly.
"Ooh god.." My eyes grew larger. I looked at the piece of paper. It had shown a man tied upside down and two men sawing his body in half.
My paws were shaking, my head was pounding. I ran out of the room. "AAAAH!"...
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posted by Lilyomega11
oi Everyone! Finally got on my computer so I can write a longer story for you guys! If you haven't checked out number one please do. It's short but cute and kind of leaves off on a cliff-hanger. So... for all you girls and boys who want to see #2 here it is...

"Oh no!" whispered Lily, trying hard not to let the Grizzly hear her. She didn't want her pups to get hurt.
"Lily! Take the pups and run. I'll deal with this!" Garth whispered back.
"Daddy! I want to fight!" said Tiger. He was always trying to be just like Garth. He was bound to be a great hunter one day.
"You're not old enough yet...
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PART 1
when it was morning me and kate woke up and got some water. "hey want to go board slideing"
i said. "humphrey its too early to do that." kate said. "oh, come on kate don't be a dud." i said.
"(sigh) fine" she said. "YAAAAY" i shouted. "BUT only this once." she said. "okay" i said. AND then... "hey kate whatcha DOIN" lilly said. "oh me and humphrey are going to go board sliding." kate said. "oh, that sounds like fun." lilly said.
"hey garth you want to come." lilly said. "really i have to hang out with this coyote." garth said.
"YOU SAID YOU'LL BE NICE TO HUMPHREY." lilly threatened garth....
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
Name: Sasha Jennifer Thompson

Species: Canis Familiaris

Breed: German Shepherd (Anthro)

Mate: Me (HumphreyAlpha)

Children: None

pele, peles color: Black and tan

Eyes: Brown

Age: 25 (unsure how to define)

Career history: Sasha has worked with the Brooklyn and New York police departments for a total of two and a half years. She applied to the ACIA (Anthro CIA) and worked there for around two months before meeting me and resigning.

Likes: weapons, the sense of authority she has from her career, cars, fine wine and food

Dislikes: Douchebags, deliberate idiots, and rap

favorito color: Blue

favorito band: Foreigner

favorito food: Filet mingon, salmon

favorito movie: Anything with the CIA in it

favorito TV show: NCIS
 How she normally looks
How she normally looks
 As a sweet cachorro, filhote de cachorro
As a sweet puppy
The seguinte morning I woke up facing Katie. With her eyes closed she looked exactly like Kate. Just like Kate she was perfectly beautiful when she slept. I inched progressivo, para a frente and kissed her on the nose, her purple eyes fluttered open, and a big smile formed on her face.
"Morning beautiful!" I said.
"Good morning Jon, that was so fun last night!"
"Yes it was," I said. We kissed again letting our tongues slide in each other's mouth. For 15 minutos or so we just lay there kissing, finally Kate began to stir and it was then I sat up. Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I got out of bed. Went to the bathroom...
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posted by Xero_Pyramid206
Recap: Kate, a young widowed lobo receives a letter from her dead husband, Humphrey, telling her hes waiting in their "Special Place" in the town of Silent Hill. Upon arriving, Kate slowly starts to realize this misty, quiet town has a much darker side......


Kate could not belive what she was seeing. It was some sort of human, at least its what it seemed to be, but the body itself was trapped in a blanket of flesh. the only body parts she could make out were the legs as it stumbled towards her. As the thing approached her, the static got louder and louder.

"S-stay back!" Kate mumbled in fear....
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posted by OfficalLilly
Chapter 3
She was starring at me like she loved my I was touched and she was very beautiful.But I had to marry Kate.I didnt want to though.I followed her she was very happy but also upset at the same time.She started to do some odd stuff though.
Lilly:"Wanna play something?"
"Uh sure, Sureades?"
Lilly:"Sure!Try to guess what I am."
She laid on her back and acted dead I stared at her confused though.
Lilly:"Give up?"
"Yea.."
Lilly:"Im a roadkilled turtle!"
I laughed. She was so cute.But it was my turn.
"Wanna learn how to pounce?"I asked quietly.
Lilly:"Ok!"She said loudly.
I stepped on the log,she...
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A furry's life part 2: Surf lessons    

The de praia, praia was peaceful exccept for the commotion of the few that were there. Early birds always showed up just to hang out... Including my friend Jon who had the same idea of taking along his girlfriend Kate. It was so peaceful... Until I came booking it in here as afraid as a seventh grade boy at a school dance. Jon was beginning to set up shop. He owned a surf store. He always came por with Kate and let her comprar about while he worked the shop. That way, he could spend time with her, while she has fun. I ran into the clearing and ignored...
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(this chapter is yiff, between tony from alpha and omega and anubis210 of fanpop)
(WARNING!!! CONTAINS EXTREME SEXUAL CONTENT!!)

All was quiet in the jasper valley on this beautiful night. All but the song birds gently cantar their holy tunes were still; the sun barely struggling to stay up over the mountains adorning the jasper horizon and the stars and moon were already stealing the night sky to try and get the best seats possible for all of the other lobos nightly amor making.

Tony stood outside his and Anubises antro, den watching the bright eerie light of the moon begin to take shape and form...
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Kate & Humphrey adventures.
Mini Story 2. “The boy is gone!” Part 1 of 1.

Kate started her dia preparing herself for a

funeral for an elder who died from a cougar

attack. The elder was walking on a mountain when

a cougar jumped her, for a quick snack. Her legs

were eaten and her head was nibbled on. When Kate

got to the funeral Humphrey was already talking

with Garth and Lilly. Lilly was crying a little

bit, cause the elder was like a grandma to her.

Kate walked away with Lilly and she tried to stop

her crying. Kate never really new this elder, but

knew she was Lilly’s favorito old...
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